ElDiablo

Could really do with getting at them early to get the crowd up and them on the back foot. Fear if we try to keep it tight, similar to Spurs, the atmosphere will drain away and it'll become anxious on and off the pitch. Just fucking get into them and give it a go.

Hitler.

Announce Joselu

Count me in for a cool one fiddy pounds.

No thanks.

Not exactly what I was hoping for, feel we need a big, proven signing up front, one that guarantees goals. Easier said than done but... Look forward to seeing what he can do and the Stoke reaction is encouraging. Hopefully we can shift Mitro & Riviere and bring another one in.

Silly Nikos should have jump spun into the air and clutched his face after he gave him the hand off.

Complete moron. On his last chance if he hasn't blown it already. He's nowhere near good enough to keep persisting with after all these incidents.

Why buy/continue owning us then?

Getting to the point where all things aside he might end up being a good option. We obviously won't spend a lot, we're missing targets and we know he's got match winning talent. Not sure anyone at the club would want it though, including Rafa.

Just realised I still kid myself slightly about how boots play when I get a new pair. Shit.

Used to collect old international tournament review videos and watch them over and over again, think EURO 2004 was the final straw and the last I bought.

Loved the teletext days. Obviously coincides with us being decent. Did it later change to 316 or am I imagining that?

Sad!

Reckon our right back would do a job in league 1.

Hospital/foreign. Disappointed you didn't do a health tourism one.

Longline Tee. Off to a bad start.

Player thread before the end of the day. Can feel it in my bones.

I don't even care if they're good or not, just sign anything to quell this desperate boredom.

Absolutely disgusting.

Anita has gone, only you and I He means nothing to me You mean it all to me Oh, Manquillo

I actually thought he was OK up until they played Watford at home last season and he should've saved like every goal of four.

I told you to not get the black dildo.