Nobby

the comments are also obviously fake

don't understand the bit in bold like

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Newcastle have won 74 of their 276 Premier League fixtures on the road.

ABSOLUTE LEGEND

This is stupid talk, sorry but it is. We are not good enough to expect an away win at Blackburn or a win anywhere against Arsenal, so why do people think Sam should be sacked if we lose two games were hardly capable of winning? If we lose at home to Birmingham, that will be the D-Day. IF WE LOSE 5-1? are you from Plymouth?

nar mate, it's on my computer in Northumberland, will be back there at Christmas

this is thae article http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/todays-evening-chronicle/2007/11/27/branson-we-can-make-banking-fun-72703-20167223/ sorry if already posted

He will never perform in midfield! What would be silly is to waste our midfield the whole season from August to January! There is absolutely no value in playing Smith RM of CM to "prepare" him for whats coming in January. He doesn't bring sh*** except bad tackling and bookings, and I wouldn't play him anywhere else than up front, no matter how many injuries we got. Smith isn't a PL midfielder, might be good enough for a no-playing battling side only, mackems anyone? It's like playing MARTINS IN MIDFIELD

mental!

his diary can be found here (if anyone's interested) http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary1.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary2.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary3.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary4.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary5.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary6.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary7.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary8.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary9.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary10.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary11.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary12.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary13.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary14.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary15.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary16.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary17.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary18.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary19.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary20.html http://nufc.com/html/bezdiary21.html

Nzogbia IMO has been at his best under big sam what ever position he has played, Seems everyones knocking big sam after a few poor results/decisions. Lets not forget its only 3-4 games since we were all talking about our best start to the season for 15(?) years. I think you are remembering N'Zog towards the end of Roeder's reign and not before

EXACTLY RIGHT

this article is just confusing http://www.ukfree.tv/fullstory.php?storyid=1107051328

couldn't see it last night

I have but I have also apologised because I didn't realise that past fixtures had anything to do with copyright. same. they are results, not fixtures anyway

why do you ask? We beat Leicester and then drew with West Ham, but I'm not sure what it proves further than I've already said which was to answer your question. We also finished 11th the following season, when he had 3 transfer windows (jan/summer/jan) to improve things, but still we gave him more time, and it paid dividends in the 3rd season. because i think we will lose our next three games

think our results in our first 12 games were a lot better than this Well he didn't improve on it in the second season, and still got given time. Which turned out to be worth it, as we went into the Champions League. As for the results being a lot better than this, no they weren't. I just checked. the first 12 games under Robson and Allardyce were exactly equal. 18 points. 13 games in. (Which is what we have actually played) Robson just edges it with 19 points to Allardyces 18. Here's Bobby Robson's first 13 game stats. took over 2nd September 1999: <snip> Low points obviously losing to Bradford and Coventry. High points obviously the Sheff Wed victory, giving us the feel good factor. All in all, up to the 13 games, only the difference of 1 loss being a draw for Robson. The performances may have been better, (or we remember it more kindly) but the results and points were very similar in total. what were the next two games?

Steady progression under Robson Steady decline under Allardyce

<snip. they may have been played, but they are still copyrighted fixtures>

think our results in our first 12 games were alot better than this

was gunna say that, also Speed

no chance

you can see them very clearly on videos and dvds, mostly in 'the scoreboard', was class