Joe_F

Bournemouth 2-1 Brighton & Hove Albion Crystal Palace 1-0 Southampton Huddersfield Town 0-2 Leicester City Liverpool 3-0 Burnley Newcastle United 1-1 Stoke City Watford 1-2 Manchester City West Bromwich Albion 1-1 West Ham United Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Swansea Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal Manchester United 2-0 Everton

We've struck gold with this lad. Gutting Ashley will be looking to cash in asap.

Ian Wright absolutely fuming on 505 because Clement just said in an interview there was no issue with the Ritchie challenge and the ref got it right.

Hayden needs to stop getting caught in possession

Guarantee he'd have give it at the other end.

Fourth official can fuck off n'all

Nooooo

"got the ball"....fuck off Alan Smith.

Be nice if we could keep the ball for more than ten seconds.

We gave Spurs a hell of a tougher game than Everton are.

Man City 1-3 Liverpool Arsenal 2-0 Bournemouth Brighton & Hove Albion 1-1 West Bromwich Albion Everton 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur Leicester City 1-3 Chelsea Southampton 2-0 Watford Stoke City 0-3 Manchester United Burnley 1-1 Crystal Palace Swansea City 2-0 Newcastle United West Ham United 3-0 Huddersfield Town

Thank fuck we didn't pay that loan fee. That would have been disastrous.

Pablo took monitoring for genuine interest. Bless.

Aye that makes more sense. Walk with your head held high Rafa.

How would we not accept a loan for only 6 months when we're desperate. Fucking clowns man.

We'll accept, after all this is Newcastle United we're not a Fulham.

Wouldn't blame Rafa one bit if he walked out today of this fucking shambles of a club.

We're gearing up to monitor

Just when you thought this window couldn't get any worse ffs

Sake

https://twitter.com/CaulkinTheTimes/status/902630861954277380

We'll complete Kenedy at noon on deadline day and Downie will stand outside SJP and say 'Mike tells me business is done'.

Bollocks....next