Joe_F

Apparently today Moyes has said he's not coming back to England next season according to Jeff Stelling

Best news in weeks.

Don Hutchison on twitter says he's heard it's done. For what it's worth.

@Scottwilsonecho: John Carver not been in with the written press. From the sounds of what he's supposedly said to TVs, his words could be interesting... #NUFC

Gonna talk to the board in the next couple of days.

Resigned by tonight.

According to Douglas he was told one of the candidates they interviewed in January, presumably Garde, didn't get the size of the club. Oh the fucking irony !!

Ah right, cheers.

@lee_ryder: No truth in talk that Jocelyn Gourvennec has been in discussions with #NUFC at SJP today. #guingamp Huh

Fucking Krul congratulating him man.

BBC Sport taking the piss :- @BBCSport: #nufc are chasing Aleksandar Mitrovic Danny Ings and Saido Berahino

Fucking hilarious.

Bet he didn't have a dialogue with MYM either. The cunt.

It's academic anyway. Even if he wanted to come here there's no way these useless cunts would seal the deal.

So not only have we financed his latest loan to them via MYM, Pardew and Santon we're loaning them a load of 'fringe' players as well ffs

Tweet from a Palace fan @Jamiecpfc: Why play Gayle on the wing and Puncheon behind the front man? Makes no sense. Poor team selection cost us 3 points #cpfc

Hilarious. As if he has a say in anything.

Costa's such a twat.

Come on Ghana !!

All these loan backs we're gonna have ready for next season in the Championship. We need some players for the first team now you complacent dicks.

Stoke playing a full strength side. Fucking nutcases.

@PeteGravesSky: It's my understanding that John Carver appointment has been well received by the #NUFC players. Well that's alright then.

"The sensible option" according to the stooge reporting outside SJP on Sky Sports.

Didn't realise he'd worked with Sir Bobby. He never mentions it.