GM

He's just shit-stirring. Has to be.

Not sure I'd want to see Cardiff in the Prem.

Looks like Stephen Fry has just come.

He's not responded to either of my tweets to him.

You sure?

Won't happen next season.

Speaks volumes that does.

She didn't play drums.

Herp derp. Wow, GM is down with the kids! ^Those allegations are completely unfounded.

Bit worried about our ability to muster a win here, and I think we need it quite badly.

Herp derp.

Weird how there seems to be more of a sense of urgency and determination in the players in this game compared to what we just saw at Anfield...

Ahem.

Unfortunately accurate.

I'd say it was more to do with the fact we have no striker worthy of the name in the squad just now. If you want to be that way, it's down to a lad named Luis Alberto Suarez being born in Uruguay 24 years ago. You see, I disagree. I'd say it was more down to some greedy fat cunt called Michael James Wallace Ashley being born in Buckinghamshire 48 years ago.

I'd say it was more to do with the fact we have no striker worthy of the name in the squad just now.

Nearly as bad as Dale. Are you a chipmunk? My names Liam Damn. That's shattered my illusions that you were one half of a Disney cartoon duo.

I'm not that bothered about the performance tbh. Pathetic. Nah. It's easy to say that when you're nowhere near the ground. People have paid to go and see this s***. Are you one of them at Anfield? I'll be at SJP next Saturday and i expect a decent performance. Hardly too much to ask? No, of course it's not too much to ask. Wasn't having a go either, I just thought it sounded like you were sat there having paid good money to travel down to watch this diabolical shite they've served up this afternoon.

Nearly as bad as Dale. Are you a chipmunk?

I'm not that bothered about the performance tbh. Pathetic. Nah. It's easy to say that when you're nowhere near the ground. People have paid to go and see this shit. Are you one of them at Anfield?

If he does I bet he goes right up to the Newcastle fans and celebrates in their faces.

£35million of salt.

Here he comes.

There's still time for us to score 4. Shame we've got no goals in the side, apparently.

Oh well, if they're gonna play like this, they may as well grease up... http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/vaseline_pure_petroleum_jelly_26262.jpg