Crumpy Gunt

Does it fuck you stupid person.

Quality chant today. And, I hope the useless fucking cunt was watching.

Taylor is out with food poisoning. Dodgy ruby from the bombay tandoori last night.

Yes, he worked at Newcastle gee gee's in his previous job.

Arsenal and Man U both take in £3m every match day. That is the figure we must try to surpass.

My ideal scenario would see them both replaced by a better keeper. But of the two I'd choose Harper.

shildon i think, him , harper, taylor and smith did it Seghill. Seghill has a high percentage of children with ginger hair and bong eyes.

1-1 5 to go

I passed the bus station down Hendon last night at 5-00pm and they where shampooing the open top bus. What's that all about then?

Big Sam gifted them there only 3 point haul. No shots on target stating 'I didn't come here expecting to win' (or similar) A game sandwiched between Derby losing 6-0 and 5-0 iirc. Proves just how out of his depth the big heeded bastard was. Would still much rather travel to Derby as opposed to Stoke or Bristol as seems likely. Lets hope they get to 16 points at least.

If he is so concerned about being with his family then let him buy out his newly signed 5 year contract - the cunt wouldn't do that!

I thought after his couple of seasons playing with an injury that a good run in the team when he regained full fitness would be the time to judge to him. But, I was at Derby County to witness a performance from him that was as woeful as any I've seen in a B&W shirt. The years of training and playing with the best striker the Premiership has seen have been totally wasted on Shola Ameobi.

Our system isn't 4-3-3 We play 4-3-1-2 Martins and Viduka the 2 up front with Owen dropping off.

4-5-1 would be a beter way to to nick a resuly. Depends upon whether gaining a point would be viewed as a 'good' result.

Allardyce invoked an FA rule that allows games to be put back 24 hours after a midweek international. Cunt what he is.

Aye, I'd say you're a genius compared with Keegan. Not sure about that like, I reckon even Keegan could get the sim card out of his phone by himself. He'd threaten to resign if it didn't come out.

I would go 4-5-1 and play for a point. But that's far too complicated a tactic for our manager to understand or implement.

Have Chelsea not palmed enough shit our way?

Anfield is as intimidating as tea with my old granny for fucks sake. Full of happy-clappy wankers waving 'you'll never walk alone' scarves - similar to our pogoing shoe-waving tossers but in much greater numbers.

or a shit footballer

http://www.dunstabletoday.co.uk/luton-sport/Fucillo-joins-the-Magpies.3901534.jp

Pathetic. Why the fuck can't these decisions be made earlier? I've already bought train tickets for West Ham so I'm fucked if they change that one.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?xml=/sport/2008/03/16/sfntac116.xml

Too busy replacing one incompetant with another to leave time to sign players.

This staory was doing the rounds 12 months ago.