Crumpy Gunt

Yes, I come on here on a regular basis and just post pure shite I just make up. A bit like when I posted Taylor had 'broke' his shoulder on U21 duty in deepest darkest Souness days. Some humble pie of epic proportions ate on that thread.

Get ya todga in ya hand, think of Pam Anderson/Julien Clary (delete as appropriate) and forget Joeys sore toe.

Allardyce new training methods already reaping it's rewards.

SSN

Broken metatarsal

You know I'll hunt you down and kill you if you're lying.

Just browsed that thread - they are bunch of deluded mongs if they think we're cut from the same cloth.

So what's he been doing the last 8 years? Even if Dyer turns a corner I'll still hate the cunt for the last 8 years of fuck all.

This commentator is fucking rank.

I told you on Friday in the 'captain' thread. http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=41207.100

Please tell me you're taking the piss? Made me chuckle as well mate.

Aye, there's nee chance they'll get £20m for Crouch man.

..back to Barca for next season. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/sport/sport4.shtml Fuck me! Why waste the time and effort printing such total and utter shite? No one would buy Crouch for £20m !

Bernard :-) Came AFTER deadline day as a free agent.

Probably more motivational than anything our previous captain dished out. Unless the players ran shit scared of someone standing with their hands on their hips.

STEVEN TAYLOR Is the new Club Captain. Take that as fact!

If he's no better than Babayaro.

Load of shite A - We weren't interested B - If we were, he'd be here in no time.

Both using SKY Sports News as their own personal CV advertiser. Saves on stamps I suppose.

Sam quite clearly stated that he saw it taking 3 years to put us 'where we belong' when I was at SJP last Thursday. Sometime between last Thursday and last weekend he has tried to get himself 2 more years. He will not get 3 years never mind 5. I personally think he's done well in the transfer market and don't see why we shouldn't fight Spurs for 5th - or if Arsenal or Liverpool slip up even 4th.

Thought they were due yesterday?

And Arnor Gudjohnsen appointed with immediate effect. Or so it seems! I wonder what his preferred central midfield will be?

Just fancies a change.

Yep, fe agred likely. Lets hope it's not MORE shit from Chelsea. They must really see us coming.

The horrible spineless little cunt has been afforded more comebacks than Frank fucking Sinatra. I hope the cunt never plays in a black and white shirt ever again. And anyone trying to defend the scrawny bastard seriously needs to have their fucking thick heads examined.