Crumpy Gunt

Is Captain, Manager and Owner of Over-rated United

I doubt that very much.

Ginger virgin Parry off Talksport?

The last thing this club needs now are players with little or no experience. Average age 28 suggests experience. Just think of Viana etc. if you want to see why at this moment in time Sam has it spot on.

Didn't read it right through but did he mention the pathetic cunts who still persist in thinking that waving shoes above their head is funny?

Can only thnk his favourite program is Life on Mars

He looked slow and ponderous yesterday. But, give him half a dozen games to see if he can up his fitness.

Let's hope our performance is similar to the first half at Bolton and not the 2nd. If it matches the 2nd half then 52k supporters are going to be going home disappointed.

Got stuck with 2 tickets from when we played Bolton last Boxing Day. So for a giggle I gave the two tickets to my mate and his Mrs - they didn't know - and firstly the steward outside the turnstle checked both tickets then they handed them over to the turnstile operator who just tore the stub off then let them in. The tickets were predominantly blue and todays where white. You employ monkeys ....... PS - 2 tickets for sale for next season Bolton v Toon Date tbc First £40 can have both!

Martins first touch for his 1st goal made a mockery of his abysmal first touch throughout. Sam nearly took his ears off a few minutes before taking him off for yet again losing what should be (for a pro footballer) a regulation pass. He needs to work very hard on it.

I wouldn't expect anything less from you Crumpy but you can't seriously think that. Can'y seariously remember us having a meaningful shot on target. Noy very inspiring when the oppositios game plan is to get forward. We conceded from our own corner.

We were terrible in the 2nd half.

I wonder if both are so concerned that they'll offer to buy out their contracts so as to be with their Southern based loved ones? Nah, I doubt they care that much.

According to todays (Thursdays) Sun.

Probably due to the fact he'll be second choice.

Oba - his first recieved pass Oba - his second recieved pass Oba - his third ........ etc. etc.

I got banned off their for asking Rob Nicholls if he had any criminal convictions he thought worth sharing with everyone. PS - I'd been told something unsavoury existed but thought it a bit exaggerated and thought it untrue.

Oba - not everyones second touch is a tackle.

Did their shoes stay on?

Actually getting SKY installed on Wednesday - pressure off the Misses etc. Anyway got a good deal £49 for SKY+ box and £18.50 a month for everything but Movies. £270 (ish) for the year. Paid up front. Will I regret it?

Looking a nice shade of Blue this morning. GOD - I'm bored!

Now West Ham have confirmed his fitness perhaps old midget face will get a run out.

1ST OFFICIAL PIC. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/bladdered/Various/AlanSmith.jpg

Dyer wanted £2m pay-off. Ashley likely said no. Dyer plays funny cunt - 'wont go til I get it' (likely) Ashley 'deals off - fuck you shitweasel' (hopefully)

Eh? eh?