Crumpy Gunt

The deal has stalled because the shitweasel wants a £2m pay-off.

If a pro footballer isn't physically fit enough then he has only himself to blame. If a footballer has a weakness in his game ie, Owen can't/wont shoot with his left, then a real pro would work that weakness out of their game. No excuses in either case.

Isn't the debt now Mike Ashleys by virtue of him being the outright owner?

No he has not. Truth is yes Dyer behaved like an odious tw@t at first, but as he's grown up he has shown much more respect for his position. In the last few years he has done nothing wrong - apart from being injured or ill. Dyer on his day - and this could be the season he shows it with a full pre-season behind him - is a matchwinner, and we need matchwinners. Look around there are precious few available within our budget - so why not keep and work with one we already have ? You want to phone the Embassy Club in Manchester - they have a situation vacant for a comedian. Good luck. You'll piss it with that patter.

Braindead. The lad has spent several years being very well paid and suffering from injury. That's basically why people hate him, and you think that entitles some retards to egg his house. Woe betide anyone who plays for Newcastle and suffers from a long term injury in future. And I'm not interested in hearing the "he's horrible man! He burns £50 notes and pisses in the street, and he gave Bobby Robson the v's once" stories either. Robson's job was to manage the players at his disposal and he failed miserably with Dyer and several others, a fact which many conveniently forget in all of this. It goes deeper than his poor injury record. His refusal to play. The way he held the captains armband like it was a burning piece of shite while smurking like a twat at his own supporters. I'd have kicked his horrible fucking face in.

Can someone please ask if Sam and his wife have settled into life in the NE? Believe me, this is the standard of question that will be cherry picked - nothing awkward will be asked and there will be no questions from the floor. Those in attendance will confirm what a bollocks this type of talk in really is.

Toonultras would be banging on his window asking for one of his shoes - to be held aloft as tribute to their King. Oh "and have you got any Shearer shirts going spare, he's our hero you know KIERON"

So then you pay the wages of whoever works at your regular supermarket. Listen mate, if you and others alike want to be soopa fans all your life then be my guest, but i pay hard earned money to watch Nufc along with many others and if you are telling me that some of the money the fans hand over if not all doesnt contribute towards player wages then you are kidding yourself, if fans wish to boo a player it is up to them, it is a free country and since when did paying the wages of workers at my local supermarket have anything to do with it!? I'd wage a decent bet that the structure and the workings of a supermarket is far different to that of a Premier League football club Small point, don't call me mate. Ok i'll repost my original comment in a manner to suit your needs, please feel free to mention anything else to your distaste and i'm sure i'll be able to correct that in time. Listen, if you and others alike want to be soopa fans all your life then be my guest, but i pay hard earned money to watch Nufc along with many others and if you are telling me that some of the money the fans hand over if not all doesnt contribute towards player wages then you are kidding yourself, if fans wish to boo a player it is up to them, it is a free country and since when did paying the wages of workers at my local supermarket have anything to do with it!? I'd wage a decent bet that the structure and the workings of a supermarket is far different to that of a Premier League football club I'll repost my point too. Any fucker who boos a player in our colours is a complete bellend. Free country or not and irrespective of wage structure. Do you practice being a moron? Or were you a born natural?

Anyone who's paid there wedge can voice there opinion. All this 'you shouldn't boo your own players' is total and utter shit. Dyer lifts enough money every year to embarrass a lottery winner - fuck him.

None are natural centre halfs or a left back - so no.

Keegan is a spineless toad. Found wanting every single time the pressure was on him. The last thing NUFC want or need is KK back in the fold.

What does the writing on the shtweasels shirt say? (on nufc.com)

Because he hates Joey Barton. Saturdays Sun are reporting.

Cheer up ffs. If those people want to have abit of a joke let them cock What has 500 legs and nee pubes? The Toonultras!

I'm glad to say no shoes were waved last night due to recent discussions on the TU's forum and in reply to your Stadium of Light remark...whats your problem with Newcastle fans wanting to sing a few songs at the match, enjoy themselves and make the match day experience more enjoyable for a lot of people? And a total embarrassment for many more.

The Stadium of Light hopefully. Shoe waving wankers. "There's only 1 Alan Shearer" Do they know he's retired?

If Sam gets his men for the defence I seriously think we'll push with Spurs for 5th. We will need Owen to break not a limb (or part of) but the habit of a lifetime and stay reasonably fit.

Perhaps Sam has made his point to Mort/Ashley about the fragility of the squad.

as ever I only used the figures for pay and dividends straight from the club accounts. Any suggested dodgy dealings are difficult to believe. Wasn't having a go mate just merely stating that your figures might just be a part of what he took out. I've tried searching to see if I could find the companies he's director of with no luck, but I'm certain a year or two ago I saw such a list - consider he'll take a 'wage' from each.

I think Mr Shepherd and his clan had their fingers in many pies (both literally and metaphorically) Wasn't there evidence of a deal being done with a warehouse that raised the Shepherds a couple of £mill? Wasn't every aspect of the Club separated into different sections (catering etc.) with Fred as a director of lots of imdividual companies? no doubt lifting a wage from each. I'm sure I saw a list of companies Shepherd is/was director of and most where connected to NUFC. I think the near £10m macbeth claims is only part of what he took out of the Club.

Carr not shite then? Carr just isn't very good. (Same with Baba) buy Dyer is your toal and utter shitweasel.

Just Dyer to go and it's a fullhouse in clearing the shite from this Club. I get the feeling this has everything to do with last weeks police action. ps, Skunkers had the story at 2pm.

I'll be well pissed off if we have to go another season chasing our dick ends because we've not enough bodies.

From todays Journal Can't see Barton being a 6 week job myself. Rather optimisticguess stating 6 weeks - especially as it's serious enough to require an operation.

If you want to travel down on the coach I'm running I'll see if I can supply you 3 tickets as well. PM me