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Pretty boss we've got no one to exploit him tbh Sissoko couldn't exploit a fucking tadpole.

It's going to happen. 100%.

Let me help you out with that post my friend.

He'll be on the goal kicks soon man. 'Wooohoooo. Arsene' 'Woooohhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooo. Arsene, look at meeeeeeeee!!'

Look at Remy desperate to impress here man. Obvious as fuck.

He's no Jelliott.

That looks like it would be the best water ride ever.

Can't wait to see wait Jose Pardoinho pulls out of his arse here.

Well done Sissoko you fucking arse biscuit.

Monreal is a worry point due to his shitness. Aye. It'll be off Goslings fucking arse cheek or something.

We're deffo gonna nick a flukey goal here.

That fucking Sissoko is shite.

Prdew thinks he's Mourinho all of a sudden .

This. is. shit.

I still think you'll do it and for the sake of football , I hope you do. Pass me the fucking sick bucket.

Early on the 'NEXT EXCUSE PARDEW' Banner was out. Disappeared quicker than our attacking intent though tbf.

Yep.

'We may not have won the game but we won the running innit'. Win the running!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bang on. I find it hilarious how they had all of the old boys there yesterday, everything geared up for a huge celebration, I bet that twat Tyler had his 'GERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAARRRRRRD' lines all set up and ready, probably been practicing them in the mirror for the last month and then they got rinsed. I don't give a shit who wins the league so long as it's not these cunts.

This comment http://i.imgur.com/PNOokxd.png I generally believe a few of our fans would rather have a team of geordies grafting than actual decent players who would win us games. That daft cunt Gordon wants to stick to baseball, basketball or some other shit. His daft fucking cap knows more about football than him.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ff0ZApsp9I8/TqLwTDb4u7I/AAAAAAAABTY/KrQFjG9tlsE/s1600/Dourif+Lord+of+the+Rings.jpg "It's the lazy foreigners Lord Ashley, they want to lose you money" Pardew has finally worn them all down regarding the English players thing I see, after bleating on about it so long. It will be very interesting to see how this all plays out should he stay in charge. It's his last big excuse, and there will be no excuse after this, as it will be all on him. I just pray to god that Carr is still the one pushing the recruitment drive, and still gets in quality wherever it is from, or we will be left with a team full of players that aren't good enough. What kind of manager in this day and age is unable to work with players form other countries? Ironic that he was supportive of the regime when they made massive changes post-Hughton seeing Nolan, Carroll, Harper, Simpson and Barton leave. It's like we're on a English shitness cycle. Next we'll sign a load of old English toss with the right colour passport until everyone clicks that they're technically deficient, don't rocket in value in quite the same way as the foreign 'unknowns' and can only muster one type of football. Sack Pardew, bring in a new guy and the first thing he does is implement a remit of buying more technical players. The wheel of misfortune. Hosted by some fat cunt who knows his way around a sports shop.

If he's judging the standard of kids coming through on the basis of the latest lot (Dummett, Sammy etc) then we might as well pack up and fuck off home now. As a club, we've not developed 6-7 'first team capable' kids over the last 20 years and yet now, all of a sudden, we've been gifted a bunch of per-pubescent world beaters? Get to fuck. I'll put my cock on the block and say we'll be lucky to find 2 that are any good at first team level. And, by any good, I mean capable of performing to the equivalent level of a senior pro more often than not. As always with this heinous cunt, he's buying time. This statement is on the never, never. Easy to make and hard to measure. Arsehole.

He's a fucking melt?