Minhosa

Alan Smith sucks donkey dick as a commentator. Dour cunt.

These jammy fuckers are gonna nick this.

Good lad Shol's

Italian Farmer.

True dat.

Save.

Aye.

They're gonna score here.

Foul all day long and didn't even pretend to give an advantage.

Di-fucking-Santo

"Santon is a specialist full back, you say? They exist?" He's alright but no Reo-Coker.

Still fear these fuckers might nick one here.

Would pay good money to see that.

Was a shot, Dave.

David Platt notes; B Team will be fine, rest every cunt worth over £300k.

Sissok-no.

Should be wedged up that scouse cunts fucking bullet hole.

I really wanna score here to fuck these pie-eating, rugby following, filthy bastards up. And Le Goof off? WTF?

We'll score here. I don't see how but we will.

The FUCKING magnitude? The bastard stretcher wasn't a clue? YOU FUCKING PRICK.

Hope these go down.

WTF Cisse?

Would have been fucking livid if that filthy scouse cunt had of scored.

He'll be fine. Just milking it.

Get in Perch lad.