Minhosa

Good positive stuff, writing off a new signing within the space of 45 minutes. Not bothered Korea. Have harboured doubts from day one - he's a freebie, signed for that reason alone. Look forward to him proving me wrong. Think he'll be on the wrong end of some s*** at the end of this season but hope I've misjudged him. Calling me "Korea" Not the brightest are you? Been to more Newcastle matches than you've had Kimchi. I'm a dyed in the wool supporter, this is not a fucking hobby after picking an Premiership name out of a hat. Said it before, but you've got plenty of chat and no gravitas son.

You come out with some shocking stuff. Coming from you, I'll take that as a complete insult.

Good positive stuff, writing off a new signing within the space of 45 minutes. Not bothered Korea. Have harboured doubts from day one - he's a freebie, signed for that reason alone. Look forward to him proving me wrong. Think he'll be on the wrong end of some shit at the end of this season but hope I've misjudged him.

I'll put my marker down by saying he'll be about as popular as Shola by the end of the season. Seems miles off the pace today and an Amoebi clone.

+ Cutting egde + Quality on the ball + a bit of luck.

Yep take your pick - tomato/tomato.

Fucking toilet. Get it changed you cockney cunt.

That's the one thing i've took from his first 45mins for the club. I'm not convinced at all, like having two sholas atm. Major doubts about him - have said the same since day one.

Anyone would think Tiote has been stuck in some African shithole with a little fat bald fella as a personal trainer.

Can someone send an SOS for Cabaye please?

Yep - willow better bet every time.

Saylor = cunt.

Fucking Colo man. Immense.

Average being my guess. No intelligence there at all.

That Gervinho looks like he's worth £5.1m of anyones money - maybe even £15k a week if he's lucky.

Aye - utter dogshit so far. Would be nice if we could actually see him get the ball once in a while! Would be nice to see the cunt show for the ball once in a while.

Perhaps thats what we should have expected when our best midfielder was stuck in fucking Africa for the last 3 weeks. Utter shambles.

Aye - utter dogshit so far.

Shite. No composure.

Ba looking like that cunt from Southampton who Souness got mugged with.

Simpson shit.

Ba shite there.

Yep - more holes than an Amsterdam knocking shop.

Who nabbed that interception from Gerv?

Plenty movement from Gerv but nothing else - Cabaye missing in action.