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Er... I think you should be the one to tell him Dave. I am fucking Geordie, I know what the Heworth folk sound like and it's nothing like Waddle's spastic fucking tones.

Yup. He's from Heworth, why the fuck does he sound like he's from Seaham? Exactly mate.

Chris Waddle's a complete fucking tard. Can't stand that fucking accent.

QFT. An 'Awayer' if there is such a thing.

Liverpool worse than I thought.

+1 +2

Paul Barron, ex goalkeeping coach.

Paul Barron there.

Steve Stone.

And all team spirit with it...................

He'd have been paid up to the end of his contract. 1) To buy his silence and; 2) Ashley won't make a KK style mistake again in respect of the financial implications.

He's a complete cunt. He's definitely on the books, in the same way Anal was. No doubt about it.

Fancy that....................guess who's getting pre-briefed and spoon fed questions. SSN are a bunch of fucking bent cunts. At least they seem to realise that the fans are close to 100% against this appointment. Whether they ask proper questions about it remains to be seen. It'll be 100% agreed before it goes live Dave. Dummy runs the lot would be my bet.

Fancy that....................guess who's getting pre-briefed and spoon fed questions. SSN are a bunch of fucking bent cunts.

My mate, who's a tramp, has just sent me an Owl saying the club shop have ran out of the letters due to the demand! Should all email Skybet, Ladbrokes and Billy Hill asking for odds on some made up foreigner spotted in the area, bound to add him Reet, which foreigner? Jesus Maracas ll.

I think what makes this the lowest of the low for me is that previously we've always had hope. Hope that a woodgate or cole sale would be followed up by a big name replacement. That Souness would sort out a rowdy dressing room. Hope that SBR would be replaced by somebody to move us on a stage. Hope that Joe Fucking Kinnear was a temporary blip from a naive newcomer Owner. Hope that CH could grow into the role and turn into our Moyes or similar. No, this decision ends all hope under an Ashley regime. The excuses that were worthy of contemplation before are now no more and we all know what we're left with is a callous, fraudulant regime with nothing but their own interests at heart and thats what makes it the bottom of the pile for me.

Backed.

Thanks.

Jonny - where can you get 6's? I'm convinced this will send us down.

What? You think gas mark 4 would be better?

Was always going to be a massive hurdle. Obviously not bigger than having to report to a pack of cunts, but up there none the less.

We're done for. Put me down for an eleven.

Ok, I've slept on this and having calmed down since yesterday I can rationally conclude that I still hate the fucking wingnut and don't want him managing our club.

C'Mon - surely it is? He shouted this ages ago, the guy deserves some credit Dave.