Minhosa

A real shame we've not managed to bag him - exactly the sort of player we should be going for.

Absolute dogshit. They should be embarrassed about that.

Don't be fucking silly.

That's not real entertainment Village.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had barely realised the fat cunt was on.

FML

YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD NICKY BUTT. CUNT FEATURES.

Surely that's a red for Oakley - two footed from behind?

Good ball Router.

It'd rack up a more successful pass rate.

Why Smith ahead of Butt?

Eh?

Why is CH waiting until after 60 minutes to change it?

He'd look even better if some cunt would pass the ball out wide to him. Bunch of knackers.

Or just get visible would be a start you fat scouse slag.

Agreed on all scores.

He's looked a little shaky here to me - probably not helped by the shite to the right of him mind.

Who is the co-commentator here?

Jonas is needed here. Start him instead of Butt and move Guthrie to the middle. Half time change.

Shame we've got nobody in the middle to take advantage of it. This is dogshit.

Don't blame them - after seeing our line up I would as well. They'll beat us today.

I hope he is better than Jose by a factor of 20 and we sign him for a button and a pecan nut. Does not compute.

He's rubbish at this level tbh. However, if he's only here to cover for injuries, it shouldn't be a massive problem. How many times have you seen him at this level? I am waiting for Ronaldo's assessment tbh. He's liaising with flatmates as we type.

You're a visionary TT. Oh yes.