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I'll say Juventus as a totally random guess. I'll go Inter.

Carvalho keen to be out of Chelsea - BBC Sport. Would be a cracking buy for someone.

Nail. On. Head. Great post.

I heard many years ago that Shearer would never accept the role of Manager under FFS and that was from a hugely reliable source. Safe to say there's no love lost.

I'm hoping that some fans stop living in delusional la la land. I'd rather win the lottery than have to go to work every day, doesn't mean I'm going to get it. There's no chance in hell that we're going to get an owner with big money. They just aren't around in the current climate, and if they were they wouldn't waste their money in football, and if they did they wouldn't choose this club. We're in financial ruin, the new owners have a hell of a moutain to climb and they are dealing with fans on the edge. One wrong decision and they'd be f***ed. Who'd want that? The best we can hope for is someone local to come and try and sort it out and get us stable again. Is La La Land where Portsmouth are taken over by a loaded Arab only a few days ago? You do know why we're in financial debt right? If you think it's all the current owners fault and you'd welcome that fat cunt back then La La Land must be occupied be you and you only. Oh, and on one wrong decision fucking us up as you allude to........................would you want FFS presiding over the club, if that's the case, given his history of getting major decisions completely wrong? I wouldn't. Shoot me.

Absolutely gutted. We're really in the shit and that fat bastard is the last person I want charged with saving us. I'm hoping for new blood with big money behind them but with the intention of making us good for the long term. Not a bunch of local fella's scrimping £100m together between them and us being spunked back into debtsville so that fat cunt can play hero. Fuck him. The fat arsehole.

Let me help you. Fucking fat, useless, talentless waste of space.

Invite bids for the lot of them. Publically state we need to get £xm generated (i.e: £25m) and say other clubs are invited to make their best offers by 31st July. If you don't have a deal by then, it's off and the player, happy or not, will be staying for the season in the CCC. Fuck it, there'll be none of them dicking around waiting for the best offer or haggling over a few grand per week in wages - if they think they're stuck after that date those who want away will take anything and those who are still there will have to commit themselves to the cause.

Only two. Enrique and Bassong. The rest could all go. I can't remember ever having such disregard for a squad of Newcastle players in my 20 years of supporting them. I genuinly wouldn't be upset to see any of them leave. It'll be the Managers job to see if any of them are worthy of wearing the shirt cos, as far as I can see, there's very very few. No heart, no desire. Most of them should do the honest thing and play next season for fuck all as a gesture of loyalty to us poor bastards who have had to watch the cunts stroll around all season like we were safe. Not that they would though.

Oh fuck off mate - have you seen the results over the last few months? We should have been dead and buried ages ago. The table doesn't lie. We're utter dogshit and a bad ref's call here or there doesn't excuse it.

The most annoying thing from my viewpoint is that EVERYTHING, absolutely fucking EVERYTHING, went for us during the last few months. EVEN today. And our bunch of feckless, overpaid tossers didn't even look interested. ONE GOAL would've changed the course of our clubs hostiry today and they strolled around like we were a mid table side with nothing to play for. I'll tell you what, they're fucking scum. We're rotten to the core. Thanks for trying Alan. You did so with dignity and you were let down by players not good enough to don our shirt and who now owe this football club more than they can ever imagine.

Think Bruce has been quoted as saying there are 3 or 4 premiership clubs after him who could offer him better terms than Wigan mate.

Top player in his day. Probably Villa's best defender since McGrath.

Good to see Shearer speak out in Owen's defence too. If he scores the goal that keeps us up people will be raving about him (See Viduka, M). He's going through a poor patch. No shit. We've got to keep the faith in my opinion.

Just put a double on Man Utd and Barcelona to win this weekend. £13 returns £35.

Don't remember that bit. Shearer coming in............the down bits after were the draws with Stoke, Pompey and Defeat at Spurs.

Up, Down, Down, Down, Up again, down, down, massive fucking relief, crossed fingers.

39 - missed Oldham, Coventry and Barnsley.

The best to cover NUFC for years. He just gets what we're about in a way that the Custis' of this world never would.

Tenacious.

I thought he picked a very good side yesterday. Showed serious cojonas to drop his pal and tried his best when we were a lost cause. You can't polish a turd.

Keep it at three and the goal difference is still half decent.

Disgrace.

3-0

Three match ban for the tackle plus his suspended sentence mate. He should offer to play for fuck all next season he owes us so much. A complete bloody joke that we lose our only decent midfielder over that.