mouldy_uk

Haaland has scored 5 in the other game

Anderson for Longshaft?

Gash all over the pitch and not the good gash

Steve Bruce needs to remove that Eddie Howe mask

Is there a more annoying football cliche than ‘it could have gone anywhere’

Don’t break Willock

That must be worth at least £500m in FFP terms

Didn’t specify which year/century

Bring him home

He would be a reasonable player for the bench, but he wouldn’t get anywhere near any other top 6 team which is my simple barometer

May as well help Dan A tend his garden

Shows what we’ve been missing all season

Guy probably just wants a nice simple game against a shit team, not a cup final or Arsenal away

Our midfield

Include him for free with Ashworth

30 mins down, xG 0.0

Of course the rat face

Wouldn’t have happened with Burn on the pitch

Sky will be desperate for their three horse championship race, sod the rest of us

Hasn’t conceded (yet)

Our bench doesn’t look a turbo shite as usual

Our average attractiveness just went sky high Though on a serious note, I hope this doesn’t destroy his career again