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Need a YouTube highlight reel

Chicken tikka, garlic naan and pilau rice

Hope he pops up now and again at the ground with his family as he’s definitely one of the family now

Slightly odd story. Of course no other team that missed out on the CL had 1st team players also out injured during the season that could have improved their points total.

Shame Wood didn’t have that in his contract as well

Apart from one man

He’s only two years younger than me and I can barely run up one flight of stairs without needing oxygen

I miss the excitement of studying his loaves for hidden meaning/messages (a simple time)

My best wishes to Sir Mig-a-lot. I think he played up to his potential and always put in a decent shift, which not every player can say. A half decent right foot and he could really have done some damage. I’ll always cherish that purple month when he was the best player in the prem (and therefore the world)

Fabian will do us a solid

Am I the only one that likes Bellingham being a bit of a knob

Keane:

Rice rice baby

On a plate

Matterface, shut the fuck up

Shots on target 0

Looking forward to the follow-up advert

Surely if Shaw is that unfit you don’t bring him

Has this ref’s twin brother come on for the 2nd half?

Rubbish set penis

Southgate desperate to be available for that Man U job