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I still don't give a shit if they go out of business or not. I'm actually a little bitter that they "cheated" themselves to a cup win, something I've never seen in my lifetime following us.

Have they got Wellbeck ? They'll get one of them no doubt, with Bruce's Manure connections.

Beeb has Mackems as favourites to get Cleverly now. I think I've come to the realisation that we'll not buy anyone else this summer, the best we can hope for now I think is a loan deal for a kid from Manure, Arsenal, Man Shitty or a like. If we don't get that foil for Carroll, it's going to be a long hard season I feel.

He should he's not even in Hart's league, he's an awful keeper. I was hoping Hart would push Given for the job at Man Shitty, it doesn't sound like that's going to be the case if they are considering this.

Sounds like they really think they stand a chance of getting Hart on loan, that would improve them a lot. Hope it doesn't happen. But why are they selling their back up Fulop when their No.1 Gordon has a broken arm ? If they don't get Hart, they'll cry that that they don't have a keeper, because of Gordon's injury, asking people to fell sorry for them.

Excellent stufff.

Kettle and pop come to mind. Not at all

"throw in the towel" ffs People are saying we'll struggle, not that we're s*** and shouldn't bother trying. LOL sure they are. One thing that kills a lot of teams is a defeatest attitude, football is played in the mind as much as on the grass. Constantly looking on the negative side of things for a newly promoted club is a sure fire way to go down. Sometimes you need wake up calls too, like we did in the season we went down. Some of the crap posted on here has been ridiculous, ok we are hardly likely to be challenging for Europe and more than likely we'll be in a fight for survival, but the likes of Wigan, West Brom, West Ham, Wolves, The Mackems, Stoke, Brum and of course Blackpool are hardly world beaters and we comfortably beat two of those teams last year. Lets just cool off and try to assess things after a few games.

So it's OK for some to think we'll do well before a ball is kicked but not for those who think we might struggle? Or you could try stop being you usual moronic self, and realise that we need to wait to see how we stack up before we can say that we'll stay up or go down.

We may as well just not bother turning up, with the pessimistic twats in this thread. Lets give it a few games into the season at least, to see how our crapness ranks alongside the other crapness (and trust me there's a lot of it at the bottom of the PL) before we throw in the towel ? Just a thought.

There's tv interview with Sol on the Ronny Gill site: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news//tm_headline=sol-campbell-i-will-give-my-all-for-newcastle%26method=full%26objectid=26947186%26siteid=72703-name_page.html

Fast with inconsistent end product. Like a lot of African players really. So what are English players then? Slow and s***? Yep of course. Did you not watch the world cup ?

You can pop down to WH Smith and buy a Sharpee, probably about 99p or something, just write on the back whatever you like, you can even put those little foreign accent type things over the letter's in Vuckic's name for no extra cost !

My brother reckons Kenwyne might go back to Stoke. Anybody know anything? I thought they bought him from Southampton ? Was he at Stoke before that or on loan to them ? Would be a good fit there I think, fits Pulis's mould.

It's more to do with the fact that "8" is his favourite number, according to his dad 8 was already taken so he asked for 88. Strange lad. He also says that he wants to be part of the England setup within 3 years. I hate stuff like this where people are talking about someone, which I have no clue who it is unless I scrtoll back 2 or 3 pages, I can't be arsed, but there again I just spent more effort typing this bloody thing.

There's a bunch of pics of campbell on Getty Imaes for those interested: http://www.gettyimages.ca/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=2&language=en-US&family=editorial&p=newcastle&assetType=image&ep=2#

Your first name isn't Ben is it... No it's Hatem

So.... has he signed yet then ?

Good move for the club, makes a lot of sense especially with Taylor's injury.

Carroll would be bloody stupid to switch to Scotland right now, the only way in hell I would play for them if I was him was if there was absolutely no possible way for him to ever play for England, there's very much a chance of that now. He's not even remotely Scottish ffs.

Aha, thanks.

What does that text speak mean ?

I was a little surprised when I read that comment from O'Neill. Milner appears to be somewhat of a t*** tbh, he's only been there two seasons. Great business for Villa though, they double their money in 24 months. Eh? EDIT: You sly b******, edited it making me look like the daft one LOL

Does he wake up in the morning and think "How do I make myself look even more of a c*** today then?" One day he'll wake up and he can't. Then he will die. LOL, that article is so fucking Redknapp. I'm constantly amazed at the success he's had despite being such an odious cunt.

I was a little surprised when I read that comment from O'Neill. Milner appears to be somewhat of a t*** tbh, he's only been there two seasons. Great business for Villa though, they double their money in 24 months.