Don't know if it's been posted, but police in Manchester have went round confiscating copies of Man Utd fanzine Red Issue.
The back page is the reason - http://t.co/RNLmmzIj
What's that, you want to see a photo of a seal lying outside of a ticket office with a random bloke staring at it?
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/f365stuff/seal3.jpg
I told him about the time my phone jumped out of my pocket and smashed at Scunthorpe, after he scored.
I've got no hope if he doesn't reply to gold anecdotes like that.