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Lukaku and Pogba are going to be #cheekyladzbantz with their celebrations this season, ugh.

He's a troll, and seemingly a good one.

unless your the local drug dealer wonder if he had got lost or looking for the monkey for a pint after training Was probably heading for the Coast Road after training.

Shelvey driving through High Farm, not often you see 100 grand Range Rover Sports round there.

Funerals should be a private affair, not a circus.

There was a video of him reading out Mancunian words/phrases, he's taking the piss out that I presume.

and Brighton away, Liverpool at home too.

Will that cover Brighton away? I'm guessing so. August/September

TV fixtures announced next Monday.

Saying it was "virtually certain" that Rangers would qualify

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How's that It's just not cricket

'encourage him' to do what? Learn to drive

Was on a stag in York last year driver on way back to the hotel mentioned we had just passed the spot where Clarke had tried to commit suicide. Cheers mate.

As if Ronaldo bottled another pen shootout, imagine Shearer not wanting to be in the first 3 takers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7wzuLZjaL0 Remember that Souleymane Coulibaly fella who took the piss in the Under-17s World Cup then signed for Spurs? He's ended up at Al Ahly via Bari, Peterbrough and Kilmarnock.

Would make corners interesting.

Maybe she's funny or something. Well, let's hope so It's as Ann as the plain on Pard's face She calls it a mayonegg

Salah to Liverpool confirmed

AC probably would.

Pretty sure he said he would never do it. Also, the Daily Star is on about the same level as the Daily Sport.

[team-america-vomit-gif] I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct

Tbf Abrahams probably isn't going to ever see the shit areas.