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Fat and fatter probably would have panicked if Ruiz changed his mind and stated a hope to join Newcastle. They'd probably have to peddle more lies, such as his wage demands were outrageous or something.

who scored the eighth?

ooh fuck, 8 now! who scored that one??

What a weird start to this season this has been

SMITH MAN FUCKS SAKE

f*ck. 2-2 dead cert now

What commentary are ppl complaining about?!

Krull will be Man Utd's next goalkeeper at this rate of improvement.

Arrested for assault in the town. Little wannabe gangster pr*ck.

How the f*ck do these dour c*nts and their dour fans get on TV yet our derby didn't?

Ashley must be rubbing his hands at the rising value of Krul

f*ck

Yet we'll still likely get around 45,000 each weekend and the fat c*cksucker Ashley will smile.

well whoop-de-f*cking-doo

Voice is a bit flat, but Neville is better than I expected

fucking hell, can't take this much longer

Oh god, the RTG forum will be glorious to read if we get through these last few minutes

what what what nowt!!! just wrecked with the match!!

ffs c'mon man, we can't let em get an draw again

fuck fuck fuck

Man Utd seek to raise $1bn on Asian markets... http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2011/08/16/654461/manchester-united-berhad/

Guess this is now the depressing reality for non-Champions League teams. If anyone of your players proves himself to be outstanding, one of the top four will take him off you. I'm afraid no team will be able to challenge these clubs unless you spend hundreds of millions. It's pretty much a closed-shop now, esp with the financial fair play rules coming in (which will basically entrench their advantage). It sucks balls that UEFA ruined the UEFA Cup of old. It was something worthwhile for clubs like our own to aspire to. Now we just have the embarrassing, second rate, shambolic Europa League. For those that aren't in it, the Champions League has spoilt football massively.

14th

So what happened? Bad tackle? Landed awkwardly? Leg break?

In Copperfield's in Tynemouth on Friday, two elderly couples popped open a bottle of champagne loudly toasted Sunderland finishing above Newcastle last season. Some bloke gently reminded them of that result (in good humour of course!), but the mackem pensioner pricks reacted with chants of "9-1, 9-1, 9-1".