Turnbull2000

Superb animation on the dangling balls

http://chrisreed.brandrepublic.com/2011/09/20/sportsdirect-com-have-gone-too-far-with-newcastle-united-branding/

just woke up from a mid-afternoon kip. Wtf happened to Liverpool? Gettin

Ashley you FAT W*NKER

We seem more gash than the relegation season, yet somehow picking up a few points so far. There's no way this luck will continue like

WTF ameobi

Yet according to the tw*t Llambias, the fat c*cksucker Ashley yearns to be loved by us fans. And how does desecrating our ground achieve that exactly?

Ashley, please sack this little c*cksucker and all is forgiven.

Club sponsored by owner - club receives money - owner sponsors cheaply to save money – therefore owner has more money – therefore club receives more sponsorship = infinite sponsorship money. Problem?

Fat and fatter probably would have panicked if Ruiz changed his mind and stated a hope to join Newcastle. They'd probably have to peddle more lies, such as his wage demands were outrageous or something.

who scored the eighth?

ooh fuck, 8 now! who scored that one??

What a weird start to this season this has been

SMITH MAN FUCKS SAKE

f*ck. 2-2 dead cert now

What commentary are ppl complaining about?!

Krull will be Man Utd's next goalkeeper at this rate of improvement.

Arrested for assault in the town. Little wannabe gangster pr*ck.

How the f*ck do these dour c*nts and their dour fans get on TV yet our derby didn't?

Ashley must be rubbing his hands at the rising value of Krul

f*ck

Yet we'll still likely get around 45,000 each weekend and the fat c*cksucker Ashley will smile.

well whoop-de-f*cking-doo

Voice is a bit flat, but Neville is better than I expected

fucking hell, can't take this much longer