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Bosnia has Pjanic and Dzeko, that's enough for me to pick them for 2nd place.

Bosnia aren't getting out of the group. Simples.

It's escape goat pal.

Diving b****** Sanchez.

 

EDIT: I'm f***ing talking to myself in here.

I cannot wait to see what kind of team we have come September 1st. It's going to be really fascinating.

I love Martins. So sad it didn't quite work for him here. Such an exciting player when it's all clicking.

I love Barkley. He's always going to make something happen. He might not always get it right with the final decisions, but he will not just be out there going through the motions. Ultimately he'll create chances for the team. He was fantastic for that second goal yesterday, absolutely brilliant play.

These Cabaye quotes pain me no end.

Today's Journal says we have no interest in McCormack.

 

Yeah, but Pardew does.

Sickener for the Ox, and then considering Sterling can't play the next friendly now, it looks like it will be one of Milner or Welbeck in a wide position for the first game now. Terrible. Roy should consider putting Barkley out wide.

Bosnia are a decent side iyam... better than Nigeria. Shola is in their squad man.

You're a jerk.

We will shock the world I tell you. Shock the world!

If we're not taking bribes to collect cards and give away penalties that is 

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/01/agent-fix-world-cup-matches-bribes

I think he's a good player personally, decent signing.

 

This guy is fishing.

That pink thing undoes everything else, surely?!

Picking one out of Bosnia and Nigeria is painful.

Take a running leap bro. Naija all the way.

Signing Jack Colback is in no way a sign of the club being dismantled.

It's evidence of the club being broken forever.

Just did. He said "he'll put his foot in"

That's the worst answer he could have given.

Ask him what Colback does then?

Think Warrior have a deal to do kits for free for starters or something. Jokers.

One of the nicer kits we've had. Why defile it with that name?!

Should any Nigerian see you wearing that name on your back, they'll definitely slap your face.

Pardew values gratefulness/loyalty to himself over talent and ability. Colback coming here means he will play a disproportionate amount of games compared to his (lack of) ability. There is no such thing as a squad player when the player is British and punching above his weight being here and Pardew is the manager.

Real talk.

£6-8m is a fair price for a decent Championship striker almost out of contract?

 

You're clinically insane.

He was top scorer in the Championship last year, and is British, and so £6 to £8 million would be about what you'd expect to pay nowadays, yes. This is just reality, because typically anything British comes at a greater cost.

Everyone knows Newcastle just want 11 Geordies running around out there in order to be happy. We're on our way now.

I like the move for McCormack. I like to see someone coming of a great year in the Championship, get a chance in the premier league. However, this is usually impossible, because their prices sky rocket, especially as they are usually from these shores.

McCormack is in the last year of his deal though, and so his price seems reasonable as it's looking like somewhere between £6 and £8 million, which is fair I think.

He's only 27 too, which is a good age. I wouldn't be against it, but we'd still need one more upfront.

All year - "ah bollocks Shola is playing"

 

World cup - "ah mint Shola is playing!"

 

You get hit in the nuts  - Not funny

 

Someone else gets hit in the nuts - Funny

 

May God have mercy on your soul.

Lee McCormack and Danny Ings approaches apparently.

The first post in that thread man, my God!