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Sissoko just strolling about offside 

Anyone know why Tiote is frequently the one furthest forward in our midfield?

Even Tiote doesn't know why.

Hoddle says our football is from the conference league  :lol:

People blaming Pardew for Cisse missing sitters.

Definitely. Shunted him out wide again! He lost all his instincts and confidence after being shunted out there for ages last season.

Would Sky ever switch games at half time?

 

TNT did that once iirc, because Barkley wouldn't shut up about how terrible the game was.

Really? 

Love the round mound of rebound. Legend.

Pardew has ruined the guy. My God.

:mike:

Would Sky ever switch games at half time?

He writes and writes and writes, and nothing changes.

Shola warming up?

Hopeful punts to invisible players. Come see the world famous Pardew approach.

If Guzan was our target man, we'd be brilliant.

I wish someone would get Cisse on a weights programme.  He is incredibly weak.

He needs resuscitating. He's barely living.

We cannot string one pass together.

Hopeful punts to offside forwards. This is our tiki taka.

"Track back more Gouffran, more!"

They're beginning to realise how rubbish we are.

Dummett set pieces 

We never look like we are in control of the game you clown! 

Get this guy out of here!

This man is so cringe.

I think that team will win and save Pardew's arse for another season. Cisse and Remy look dangerous together IMO. Plus Gouffran and Colo back and it's a far better side than Villa.

 

Cisse wouldn't look dangerous if you gave him a AK47. He's utterly hopeless. Hope he proves me wrong though.

 

What I've seen is that even when Cisse doesn't score, Remy seems to find a lot more space due to Cisse pulling defenders away. In any case I'm not arsed about winning this so if it doesn't work...meh.

 

I see what you're saying but i dont see how Cisse gets a start ahead of De Jong. De Jong has played quite well in a team that has been utterly s*** since he joined.

Cisse was the only player that looked remotely likely to score against Spurs, got no problems with him starting

 

He missed a couple of sitters and his record in the league has been nothing short of a joke.

 

De Jong should be playing off remy 

We finally have someone to make runs off of De Jong's good headers, and he's screwed that up too.

Absolutely vital, as we will hoof, because that side won't pass the ball well enough.

Wait, so we finally get Remy back, who is the kind of striker to help get the best out of De Jong, and he drops him?! 

Cisse and Remy will be completely isolated, especially with that uber creative centre midfield of Tiote and Anita.

Cisse for goodness sake  Pardew is so dense man.

We are going to get ripped to shreds. Lambert has gone 4-3-3, so they'll have possession, and the front three of theirs will romp away at our slow defenders.

So the remit is to get players that are more affordable from abroad, but then we have a manager that constantly complains about this? Good.

The manager, Alan Pardew, did not even know who Mbiwa was when he first arrived.

Seriously, what the fuck are we doing?

Oh my God ...