Paully

If this squad finishes 8th ill eat hay with a donkey We would have said the same last September or December and it nearly happened Aye but virtually every other team has massively improved whereas Rafa has spent about 12 pence!

He’s getting it from all angles - nice! “Mr Ashley is in danger of sounding like a petulant infant who thinks shareholders have a duty to him.” https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/addressing-shareholders-mike-ashley-risks-sounding-like-a-spoilt-brat-8gp5hcvrw

Easiest money ever! I then lumped on Lukaku in the late match with some of the profit so a magic day! 365 offer on tomorrow for Liverpool vs PSG!

South Shields who are top of the league are 4/5 away to Matlock who are 2nd bottom!

Rafa Benitez sends Kenedy a stark warning after his poor start to the season http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/kenedy-given-stern-warning-rafa-13240226#ICID=ios_mirrorfootball_AppShare_Click_Other

Do they still they call themselves “The Classy Club”?! They probably do knowing them imbeciles! https://twitter.com/christoph_21/status/1039914265212317696?s=21

No mention of those iconic Sports Direct signs currently there! Newcastle's facilities manager on working with Lee Charnley and plans for the players' tunnel http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastles-facilities-manager-working-lee-15145480#ICID=ios_ChronicleNewsApp_AppShare_Click_Other

Let's just keep targeting his main baby as Chris_R said and ramp-up the pressure and abuse on the fat twat!

Knowing fully well that a player had been grooming and had sexual activity with a 15 year old lass = FINE A player turns up late for work and had a few too many Morettis and burgers over the summer = SACKED!

I genuinely can't believe Lee Marshall's tweets telling fans to report any stadium problems to STEWARDS and implying that our fans were posting photos of the neglect on social media to "score points"! Embarrassing!

WTF man! Embarrassing!

Did he burn it like?!

National league north for them next if promoted? Aye mate - I can’t see any reason why not either! Hebburn should really go up this season too!

Hope they're actually in the right in this case. The pendulum of power has swung too far towards players. Bollocks to that! I hope he sues them two chancers for millions!

Some big differences in this lot! West Ham good job the mackems aren't in the Premier League https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/football/45158878? What we found - the headlines ◾ West Ham: Newham council says the average attendance at West Ham was 42,779 based on the 12 games it attended - which is 12,530 fans fewer than the club's season average figure of 55,309. ◾ Manchester City: Greater Manchester Police's average figures were 7,482 lower than club figures, again based on 12 games. ◾ Southampton: Hampshire Police figures were an average of 4,246 fans lower than figures issued by the club. ◾ Tottenham: Brent Council says crowds at Wembley Stadium were on average 3,740 less than the club's stated numbers. ◾ Chelsea: Hammersmith and Fulham council says its average was 3,505 fans lower than club numbers, based on six games. ◾ Watford: Hertfordshire Police says its average was 2,602 fans fewer than club figures, based on four games. ◾ Manchester United: Trafford Council and Greater Manchester Police both said United's published attendance figures matched its own, based on 12 games.

Lascelles?! I'm sick of this thread already and it's only September

Hebburn top of Northern League One and South Shields top of the Evo National - happy days!

Quotes all here - I can’t believe his replies mind! 'We take pride in it': Newcastle United answer your concerns over the upkeep of St James' Park http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/we-take-pride-it-newcastle-15140021#ICID=ios_ChronicleNewsApp_AppShare_Click_Other

what is it? i can only get on 365 here so might copy it Sunderland Lincoln Portsmouth Three homes - 13/2 Just looked and it’s 4.2/1 on 365!

The Skybet boost looks superb tomorrow but I always seek to jinx it when I post about it in here!

He was magnificent for us - tremendous player! Comfortably the best CF since Shearer for me!

Foley back to South Shields from Spenny - after a dodgy start they're surprisingly 2nd and have some of their better players back from injury and suspension!

Cracking! http://www.fourfourtwoarabia.com/premier-league-fans-middle-east-deserve-better-keys-gray/ Of course the real bete noir remains Rafa Benitez, a man whose every move seems to enrage these enemies of progress. Despite sticking with Newcastle after relegation, leading the club to promotion at the first attempt and securing a top-half finish last season, the man who won two LaLiga titles, a Champions League and two Europa Leagues can do no right in they eyes of Newcastle owner Mike Ashley’s cronies. “Rafa has done really well there, he’s won the fans over, they love him,” Gray said, “He’s very good at that.” “He did that at Liverpool. Rafa as a manager, he’s very single minded – he manages for himself. Never forget that.” The disrespect for Newcastle’s supporters is hardly disguised. One minute Keys and Gray are claiming the fans would rather lose 5-4 than win 1-0 with Benitez’s tactics, and the next, paradoxically, that those same supporters are delusional for demanding trophies at St James’ Park. These are the moral and linguistic gymnastics they are willing to perform for their pal Ashley to be right. If that means insulting a thoroughly decent man and his adoring fans at the expense of their own crumbling credibility, then that’s a price they seem more than happy to pay. So Guardiola, Klopp and Benitez are fair game; and you don’t have to look too hard to spot a pattern. Proper Football Men like Sam Allardyce, Alan Pardew and David Moyes – when in between jobs – are, on the other hand, given a welcoming platform to spout their bitter, stereotypical and borderline xenophobic drivel. It’s perfectly understandable that a show about the Premier League will be presented by pundits and guests with experience of English football. What’s not acceptable is that barely any thought is given to the needs of the audience. The millions of fans watching the Premier League across this part of the world do not care one bit about the good old days when football dinosaurs roamed across English football grounds. We deserve better, we really do.