Paully

They're an absolutely weird lot them mind!

Chelsea, Celtic, PSG, Dortmund, Barca - 9/2 I'll be having a few first scorers when I see the teams too from those five! Brook 5/1 KO or TKO Skybet enhanced

http://dailym.ai/2r74bz7 Some quality photos there!

2nd reply - classy - what a wanker https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/benitez.1367178/

What a man

Ha ha Jesus wept! I thought there was no NUFC thread on the first page until I seen the six page thread about Atsu! Some of the comments! Bitter clowns!

I hadn't noticed Amdy Faye on that list! Yep, same three for me as well worse than ginger spuds!

Pardew will be licking those daft lips as he's bound to get one of these! Palace (not this one!) Watford Hull Boro Sunderland Leeds

There is a mistake on there as four goalkeepers are named and the best keeper in the world isn't one of them!

Lined with Porto the other day!

No chance! Butt had a good season when he came back from his loan! Geremi and Smith below him off that list!

Matty Pattison has signed for South Shields from Blyth - it feels like he left NUFC ages and ages ago but he's still only 30!

https://www.facebook.com/OfficialFootballFeed/videos/1694762337208215/ WTF?!!!!

Rashford enhanced 11/2 first on Skybet

Newcastle United target Celtic's Jozo Simunovic as Rafa Benitez aims to strengthen at centre-back http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-jozo-simunovic-celtic-13080586#ICID=ios_ChronicleNewsApp_AppShare_Click_Other

Hippo heed retiring

Not a chance he'll go back there - he was moaning about the lack of budget last summer! Either another scandal is about to break or he's off to China!

Underwhelming to say the least. Underwhelming? We've been relegated twice in eight years! It could be a long summer if the likes of Gray are getting the underwhelming patter! Just chill and let Rafa bring in who he thinks will do a job! The Ciaran Clark transfer should have really settled people down!

Defoe set to sign a three year deal at Bournemouth on 130K a week - not bad for a 34 year old!

Is that his son calling his Dad 'big Kev'?!

Must be Defoe Gray was blatantly covering for him!

Must be no transfer kitty for him to quit!

My favourite ever bet! That Cleethorpes kid that got booked first, I'm sure he'll have got family members and friends to lump on him getting the first yellow. Early in the first-half he lunged in two-footed for a tackle (was nowhere near hitting the player mind). Ref gave him a ticking off. Within about 5 minutes he did get booked. Was dodgy as owt. Ha ha I hadn't noticed that! Finnigan got us the tickets and we were virtually in the Shields dug out Brilliant stadium and the Bobby Moore suite pre and post match was rather decent

That whole Terry carry-on was absolutely embarrassing! I'd have been raging if we had of agreed to it!