Ronaldo

Takes a real prick to do something like that. Hope he's jailed.

I mentioned 1890 at the time if you'd bothered to read on.

That's the size of a house, the ball would run down the pitch. You on the wind up here? http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/Club/History/StJamesPark

Let's wait till he's got Huddersfield out of League 1 first.

Owen was alway reliant on those around him, very injury-prone and usually struggled against genuinely good defenders. He was a wrong fit here from the start.

In other news, Mancini might just quit his job because Tevez refused to come off the bench.

In 1890 the balls didn't move unless you kicked them, most probably.

It was 18 feet back in the day, something like 5 metres. You can defintely see a slope from the milburn.

It must be more than 3ft. Over that distance the eye would never be able to detect it.

Yep, was told the same thing when I last toured the ground about 15 years ago. Slopes by 3 metres I think.

Bent scored 17 PL goals last season which is above average for him. No reason Ba can't outdo that.

I remember seeing Joey barton working the heavy bag at Rick Hatton's gym in Hyde. Completely feather-fisted.

That'll be Ben Arfa in a couple of years.

£3m would've been funny.

Hats off to him, he's looking like a smashing keeper this season.

Ben Arfa isn't that type.

I've always wondered what type of goals Ranger manages to score in the reserves, given that he looks pretty useless with both feet and his head.

Been really good at RB this season.

You seem to think of Best as a second striker, though. Something which he clearly isn't.

I can think of about a dozen players with more talent. I said naturally gifted, and I was referring to his ability to beat players. Who in the current England setup is better at beating players one on one? tal·ent/ˈtalənt/Noun: 1.Natural aptitude or skill Learn the language before posting on here, bucko.

I can think of about a dozen players with more talent.

I've said on here about 15 times now that Hooper will be playing for England within a few years. Emile Heskey played for England. Stop saying that as if it means something.

Yeah, that'll happen.

Best team in a decade? 2002, 2003? Are you really being pedantic about me rounding 2002 to 2011 up to a decade? We we better in 2004.

Not sure Ben Arfa is right for the role off the striker. Think Ba could easily get isolated that way.