Ronaldo

We should play 4-4-2 with Ba and Best and fucking get into them. Anihilate.

Barton in CM for Stoke just wouldn't work. Barton in CM for anyone wouldn't work.

Just butchers and above from here till the quarters?

That's horrible news.

Yeah, what a fucking thrill. Mincing about with Latvian farmers two thursdays a month.

Jose Enrique is a pretty tall full back, that worked out well. Dickhead.

Paul Huntington was a centre-half being played at left-back. Aye, he was p*ss-poor, but he was out of position like. Piss poor defender no matter where he was.

Paul Huntington was a very tall LB. That worked out quite well.

Cheers the info, lads! Means I'll have to rise before 8 AM to see it, like.

Arsenal -1 if we can't get a LB in tomorrow.

On the plus side, this is another excuse to support whoever Liverpool are playing every weekend.

That's the end of it being televised in the States then, great.

Noticed that at Leeds. He and Tiote will be picking up a lot of bookings this season. Less than last season, given that both can run.

This is the biggest load of crap any of you will read today. Would you like to share with the rest of us your explanation for why he's survived at the club so long? If he's as bad as you make out, he seems to have fooled quite a number of managers. Didn't fool the one with sense.

Let us pray he goes in for a 50-50 with a double-decker bus sometime soon.

You're all fucking nuts. The useless cunt can't even run, or control a football.

Not even Nigeria will have him.

This is the biggest load of crap any of you will read today.

What can I say, in my opinion I didn't think you would be able to understand a higher form of wit, sarcasim and other lower forms is where I thought your level is so I decided to try and not to confuse you. Thanks for that. A lot of your posts do confuse me, funnily enough.

Such wit.

Shola as manager. I'd probably end up going to Kinnear's funeral if that ever happened.

True. Althought I hate the entire concept of international friendlies. Waste of time.

I've been going since I'm 5. I've been a season ticket holder or around 10 years, and I want him to stay, so f*** off. Shola may be frustratingly average, but he's Newcastle United and believe it or not he tries. Furthermore, he is - without doubt, our second best striker, so until this useless fat c*** of a horrible pricking t*** of a chairman f***s off, I'll stick with him over having f*** all else. Thanks. Frustratingly average strikers can usually run and pose a goal threat. 4 PL goals from open play in 28 games last season, man. Pathetic. If he is without doubt our second best striker, why did it take Leon Best just 1 start to do what Shola hasn't managed in over 10 years, even with PK responsibilities? It's comical crap and the watermark of those who embrace the nostalgia of the Robson years, but simulataneously discard what those years were all about; namely players with talent, pace and desire. What about in 2006 under Roeder? Read it again.

I've been going since I'm 5. I've been a season ticket holder or around 10 years, and I want him to stay, so f*** off. Shola may be frustratingly average, but he's Newcastle United and believe it or not he tries. Furthermore, he is - without doubt, our second best striker, so until this useless fat c*** of a horrible pricking t*** of a chairman f***s off, I'll stick with him over having f*** all else. Thanks. Frustratingly average strikers can usually run and pose a goal threat. 4 PL goals from open play in 28 games last season, man. Pathetic. If he is without doubt our second best striker, why did it take Leon Best just 1 start to do what Shola hasn't managed in over 10 years, even with PK responsibilities? It's comical crap and the watermark of those who embrace the nostalgia of the Robson years, but simulataneously discard what those years were all about; namely players with talent, pace and desire.

How can we get Shola and Lovenkrands completely out of first team squad contention?