Ronaldo

So that's 3 times or more you've seen him out in 3 different parts of the country. I'm surprised you haven't been served a restraining order.

I'd be worried if he wasn't getting the chances. Like the other striking 'options.'

Nolan was fucking useless in 3 out of 4 games. I love seeing our best lineup without him there, even if we will miss his leadership.

We just give him the Oba, Oba-fem song.

On the plus side, that second lineup won't constantly gift the ball (and the points) to Stoke City and Blackburn at SJP.

I wouldn't quite go that far, but Forster killed his chances with that game at Elland Road.

You all knew who I meant.

Anelka will surely get shipped out soon.

:ilikeitwhenyoureinsideme:

If by 'long' you mean Leon Best, yes.

Always, without fail.

Been told there will be 4 in total before the end of the window including 2 big names. Skirge doesn't count, mate.

Quite despicable.

Cabaye has a eye for the best pass on the pitch, which means should Cuntenkrands or Shita actually get a game, they won't be getting the ball. Great signing.

PM.

Yes. Yes I am. This particular cocktail is bringing back memories of Best scoring 2 and winning a penalty in a 4-4 draw.

I'd love to see that. Best and Ba will eat that lot for breakfast.

Barton couldn't bully a 6-year-old, let alone a black lad.

As things stand he's replacing a valuable first team player ffs. And Parky, why didn't Ferguson send him out on loan, it's not like he isn't fond of doing so. Such a negative guy.

Leeds are fucking shite.

You should be worried about yourself after such a baffling comment. How on earth would Barton tear Gibbs apart?

Why on earth would Gosling be playing that high up the park?

He's played in 5 games out of 6 this pre-season. We've conceded only once with him on the pitch and 3 times without him. Best defender on the planet?

What a player!

David James is mentally hilarious.