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Avatar changed. I do hope Dave threatened you.

Barton contributes nothing defensively. He did at one time, but he's a completely different player now. He's a good passer and crosser of the ball, that's all.

I love Barton, but he's a very one-dimensional player.

Gutierrez, Williamson, Best, Ferguson, Raylor, Kadar, Harper Looks like a strong bench to me Not to me it doesn't.

Always somebody else's fault that he didn't score in his last 12 games. Martins, AC and even Lovenkrands managed to get a few in that time. Twas only he that struggled.

If Martins failed, it's because his brain power couldn't quite handle the faster pace and generally more unpredictable dynamic of the English game. Not that I think he failed. Gameiro is different.

Those are the two (along with Tiote) that have had the most Sky Sports fanfare.

He is, though.

Me too. Hmmm. What would you actually ask the barber for?

I'd imagine they'll both be on around £30-40K, but I could easily be wrong.

Alan Smith Ryan Taylor Shola Ameobi Steven Taylor Xisco I managed 5. All of those players earn a similar amount and contribute far less. They should be higher up on your lovely list than Jonas. You could even argue that Barton is more expendable, give than he's in the final year of his contract, older and far less versatile.

Didn't see much of a couple of those. But that looks incredible.

Pardew was in charge that day.

Yes.

Replacement for Ashavin perhaps? They certainly need one.

I remember us getting a late winner once under Hughton.

Yup. Drogba shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath as Ronaldo (the), Messi and Maradona. Nobody did, though. You pick the best players you've seen in your lifetime. The best two strikers i've seen are Ronaldo and Drogba - who narrowly gets the nod over Henry.

Best strikes a ball with his weaker foot better than all of the other strikers can manage with their strongest. Pathetic really.

Good spot. Point stands then. You're point is an absurd joke, frankly. There must be half a dozen players on similar wages to Jonas to contribute less than half what he does.

If people are picking the best ever in their lifetime then he rightly isn't getting a look in. Then again if Drogba is getting mentioned... Thing is, I only saw prime Shearer about 25 times.

Shearer anyone?

Ferguson isn't Jonas.

Schmeichal Alves Ferdinand Nesta Maldini Ronaldo Xavi Zidane Messi Ronaldo Drogba I haven't picked anyone who i've seen play less than 30 times. These are the players I know for a fact would run riot.

We won about 12 away from home, mate.