Ronaldo

I haven't reported him because after 'stupid communist' and 'perhaps kill yourself,' i'm quite intrigued to see what comes next.

Call who?

Perhaps kill yourself... Pardew sympathizer What the f***?

One that scored more than Rooney. Fine. So did DJ Campbell. Then there's the 11 assists than Rooney got, of course.

As me and a few others have alluded to, Pardew doesn't rate Nolan. Any manager with an ounce of sense would see that he isn't a PL midfielder anymore. He's an easy-to-mark striker, basically.

Should have been the first name on the shopping list. Perhaps he is.

We'll miss him as a leader, not as a player.

Why should he shut up? He's being jerked around as much as anyone! Perhaps because he's on an extortionate amount of money to behave professionally? Don't waste your time. She's in Joey the reformed church. Unprofessional in the extreme. He's a prat. Always was, always will be. Yeah cos no-one ever changes! Oh hang on, I'm wasting my breath. You're in the "Joey's a c***" camp. I can only conclude you don't have a job if you think that's an acceptable way to behave.

I think he's had some input here.

Why should he shut up? He's being jerked around as much as anyone! Perhaps because he's on an extortionate amount of money to behave professionally?

They wouldn't pay him £2M a year, perhaps?

Exactly. FFS. How don't people seem to comprehend this? Who doesn't? It's all speculation. I personally have seen more evidence to suggest that he isn't the man for this job than evidence that suggests he is.

It's the truth. Just because I respect the player and the man, doesn't mean I have to covet the manager. It's my opinion that he isn't cut out for managing a PL football team. I'm fully within my rights to voice that.

Jesus, can you imagine the possiblity of Smith, Shola and Lovenkrands leaving on exactly the same day? Heaven on earth.

The more I think about it, the more I think he could work in a midfield three with Tiote & Cabaye based on his workrate and ability to run with the ball. Potentially a nice blend there with Tiote being the ballwinner, Cabaye the passer/playmaker and Jonas the dribbler. Yeah, he'd be far more suited to that. In theory that sounds pretty good.

I think we can all agree just to be thankful he isn't our manager and hopefully never will be.

Just what I was going to say.

We're f***ed if that happens. I can barely think of one winger less suited to that role.

I think we can wave goodbye to Jonas from the starting Xl if we get N'Zogbia, Erding and Ba, like.

I see it as a lose-lose situation. He does well, and f***ing Cardiff and their arsehole supporters are in the Premiership. He does badly, and we have to suffer him as a pundit again. So I'm hoping for a mediocre, mid-table kind of performance.

Aye, piss poor. Get lost.

Who?

Piss off.

How on earth are PSG one of Europe's top teams, btw?