Ronaldo

Ferguson hasn't played him in some of the 'big' games, so that record's a little misleading. What a player, though. One of the those footballers it's an absolute joy to watch. I'd take him for the right price, but i'd probably rather we signed a Gameiro type. Players like Berbatov add the finishing touch to a team, but won't make an average team into a good one, frankly. Repeat of the summer of 10 years ago, please.

The guy's a complete slave to his own insecurities, but a very good pundit. Only Gullit speaks more sense on Sky, funnily enough. Knowing the game inside out and motivating footballers to translate this to the field are two completely different things, though. He makes David Brent look like a superb leader of men.

Well said.

And we should understand why Barton was p*ssed off for signing Cabaye Eh?

Like we'd want anyone from that league, anyway.

What?

Yeah. Doesn't quite strike true that we'd attempt to sign 4 top (and expensive) talents in 1 transfer window, however.

My first bit of ITK for ages, and my last for probably the same amount of time, but this whole either/or thing is nonsense. We're after both. From where?

And what does that idiot's horrific managerial ability got to do with Joey Barton?

The fact that an East London club are heavily supported in East London does not make them a massive club.

No, I want N'Zogbia and Gameiro. Gervinho would be a bonus.

Aye, we'll see how massive they are next season. They weren't even filling a 35,000 ground in the PL. That leaves their history. Is there any? Massive club, my left nut.

Don't think they're a bigger club than Leeds, like.

Not sure how you arrive at this conclusion.

Based on?

No.

You should have seen Leeds, mate.

That's a bit harsh.

He has snakes in his garden.

Who?

A defence with Zurab, Griffin and Harte shouldn't be here, like. Fair play to Mills.

Swansea deserve this.

That point against Swansea was tantamount to grabbing an old lady's purse and legging it.