Ronaldo

He's like the fat one that turns up for five-a-side and you wish he would just stay in goal. Horrible player. Not our worst, though.

Can I be bothered to disagree?! (About Owen not having the knack) I'm sure he has a 1 in 3 ratio at Man Utd, which includes something like 33 sub appearences. He also had close to 1 in 2 and Newcastle United. Basically what I'm saying is that Owen is nothing but "knack," he is also not fot to kiss Bellamys arse, which is kind of the point i was trying to make about Nolan. Owen hasn't scored in a league start at Man U since he joined that putrid cancer of a club. If you want to be swayed by goals against Barnsley and that hattrick against a Wolfsburg side that for some reason forgot to play a defence, fine. Up to you.

Owen lost that knack years ago. He's not fit to kiss Bellamy's arse.

His attacking is more than drastically flawed.

Lampard is very fit, quicker than most think and has better technique.

Completely agree, out of interest who do you rate as the exceptions? Oh, you know fine well.

Yep.

Serious? He was in Newcastle today, dawg: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/10/article-0-0280238A00000578-479_468x708.jpg Someone please place that image at Newcastle International.

6/4 on Sky Bet. Hurry!

Welcome home, Berba!

What makes you say that? The fact I'm basically an optimist with a penchant for complaining. It's a natural stance.

Their entire squad is deadwood, with a couple of exceptions. Would you take Dyer back?

Starting to look that way, like.

He deserves his place in the squad without doubt.

I personally never play him CM ever again.

Can't see where he'd fit into that setup, like.

Of course. Nolan's had 4 good months in the last 4 years as a PL player. Benefit of the doubt indeed.

He's certainly been a real threat since Carroll left.

The best team in England, then. Honestly.

There's clearly no middle ground between 'people calling him s***' and him being our best player, like.

Piss off. Bobby got us 3rd with 2 wingers about 18 months before Souness came out with that ridiculous statement.

I can't believe anyone would say Nolan was our best player, like. He was completely ineffective in about 25 games.

Jenas was signed in early 2002.