Ronaldo

What?

Yeah. Doesn't quite strike true that we'd attempt to sign 4 top (and expensive) talents in 1 transfer window, however.

My first bit of ITK for ages, and my last for probably the same amount of time, but this whole either/or thing is nonsense. We're after both. From where?

And what does that idiot's horrific managerial ability got to do with Joey Barton?

The fact that an East London club are heavily supported in East London does not make them a massive club.

No, I want N'Zogbia and Gameiro. Gervinho would be a bonus.

Aye, we'll see how massive they are next season. They weren't even filling a 35,000 ground in the PL. That leaves their history. Is there any? Massive club, my left nut.

Don't think they're a bigger club than Leeds, like.

Not sure how you arrive at this conclusion.

Based on?

No.

You should have seen Leeds, mate.

That's a bit harsh.

He has snakes in his garden.

Who?

A defence with Zurab, Griffin and Harte shouldn't be here, like. Fair play to Mills.

Swansea deserve this.

That point against Swansea was tantamount to grabbing an old lady's purse and legging it.

With the exception of Ronaldo he's probably the best player the PL's ever seen. And without a shadow of doubt the most complete during his peak.

Agreed. A good strong fast back to goal CF of the Drogba ilk. Just a shame they're incredibly hard to come buy and have the most inflated price tags. Only if they come from this country. There are plenty of excellent strikers available at reasonable prices on the continent.

I'll never forget following the Ben Arfa game exclusively on N-O using my BlackBerry on a beach in Southwest Florida. Great times.

Nobody is too good for us.

Who cares?

We'll just sign N'Zogbia instead, no big deal. They all want to play for us.