Ronaldo

Xisco's scored.

I agree but we must be careful not to get any knacker in on the nullcan't be any worsenull basis because if you buy players based on that, they usually are worse. Quite agree.

Loven and Shola have had their chance in this division. We need to look elsewhere.

Give over. He's far better than either.

Got a lovely surprise when I checked my SkyBet account for the first time since the weekend. Forgot all about placing this bet: http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/198/cuntoff.jpg

That's a bit much.

I'd rather have some horrible illness than Alan Smith.

You'd have thought their defence had thrown the game, looking at the opening 30 mins of their home fixture with Arsenal

Problem is, that game against Reading was almost 2 years ago, and he's deteriorated since then, He's actually been deteriorating for over 7 years, disgraceful that he's still on the books.

Incredible.

Hand me the gun. No more old horse.

Of course he is. There's barely a striker anywhere that isn't better than that 6'3" stack of shite.

He's pretty incredible on Fifa, like. Only rated at 78-80, but seems to be able to do everything.

Please. Please. PLEASE.

Because he'll return that with a haul of goals? He's done it all his career, I really don't know what standard of striker people are expecting us to sign to be honest, given the response to Defoe being linked. Jermain Defoe? A haul of goals? All his career? Jesus f***ing wept. Yep. Defoe's just not right for us. He'd represent a risk not worth taking.

Harper was a very good kicker of the ball when he first came through the ranks, but years of warming the bench seemed to have an effect on that, for some reason. Mike Hooper was a hell of a striker of the ball. Not surprising given his heft.

you've just named Forster two weaknesses, especially the kicking. Krul appears to be weaker in both areas to me.

Literally about 40 reporters outside Giggs' house. All with big smiles.

No.

I do hope you've taken this sparkling piece of advice into consideration.

Are there any quotes in there from Carroll about Hughton's sacking?

Google 'Ryan Giggs'.

No. I think he's developed into a hell of a player. Like Tiote was this time last year, he's exactly what we need to improve.

More of a strut, really.