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Hughton was a complete arsehole, though. Pardew's at least a nice fella.

I thought it was because you were comparing him to Andy Cole. He was playing today wasn't he? Again with that, you utter fairy?

What on earth are you on about? What's not clear about personally not wanting to have to wait for us to bring on Kuqi with 6 minutes to go? Tired of Lovenkrands staying on the pitch for ages with no hope of scoring. Lovenkrands played 90 mins, mate.

It was just to get a bite from the teenage nonces on the forum.

What on earth are you on about?

Zamora and Shola are both tall and black.

And i'd rather have Coloccini at CB and Shola up front instead of Lovenkrands. Make sense?

Your point being?

Stoke are fucking abysmal, we should be aiming for 3 points with Barton back.

He is like, and I'm not judging that off today, I've never, ever rated him. He backs off and doesn't have a clue when to actually make a challenge. The only things he has going for him as a defender are his physical attributes - he is strong and above-average in the air... His reading of the game and positional sense leave an incredible amount to be desired. It's true, like. We'll never get anywhere with players like Steven Taylor consistently in the team. Still think Taylor is better than Williamson? On this evidence, no. But there's not a great deal in it at CB.

There's more than a gilmmer of hope, man. There's an abundance of evidence from his 9 games than he belongs at this level.

He is like, and I'm not judging that off today, I've never, ever rated him. He backs off and doesn't have a clue when to actually make a challenge. The only things he has going for him as a defender are his physical attributes - he is strong and above-average in the air... His reading of the game and positional sense leave an incredible amount to be desired. It's true, like. We'll never get anywhere with players like Steven Taylor consistently in the team.

I really like him. He gets chances and finishes a good amount of them.

Has to start every game now, sadly.

I've seen that several times, not sure what you're getting at.

He's so bad with players running at him, like. Shocking lack of agility. One of the reasons we should sell him the minute someone is stupid enough to offer a few million.

What a load of guff.

We've seen this a good few times this season. He's like a toddler trying to peer over the wall into the big boys' yard, enough's enough.

What a mess made out of a hugely winnable game. Shocking team selection.

Touched the ball about 4 times today. Effectively down to 10 men with talentless wankers like this on display.

Taylor has looked like a parked bus this season. Liability.

Nothing, as usual.

Where the hell is Lovenkrands supposed to playing?

Next no.9.

I swear Jonas closes his eyes before striking the ball.