Ronaldo

Stoke wasn't exactly a mass orgasm. I'm blaming Hughton for that one.

Nowt wrong with a cigar habit, as long as he's not exceeding one a day.

Cheers, Parrot.

I can't think of a single bad game since his return from injury. He's been very solid.

Wilshere will never be a patch on Xavi.

In fairness, I can't ever remember anyone on here (worth acknowledging) coming to that conclusion.

It all comes down to money, man, let's not pretend that aspiration implies a desire to win medals. Liverpool are a decade away from a trophy. And Villa? Yeah, that'll happen. He has a better chance at CL football with us.

Villa were probably laughed at down the phone. Pardew probably told him in fun, and the daft foreign b****** has become confused in translation.

I'd just like to congratulate you on the time of your post Holy s***! Bobby has to be responsible for that.

To see Shearer performed well when we were dross is a slight exaggeration. He generally looked average when we were average.

Took him 7 games to get more than Shola managed from August to January. Hopefully the final nail in the coffin.

Woodgate better than Ferdinand. Yeah, right.

Mr T from the A-Team.

94-95 Lee and 01-02 Speed take some beating.

= very good goalie?

Another one somewhat surprisingly looking better this season He's been nowt short of brilliant thus far. Krul and Forster won't get near the no.1 jersey for a good while when he's in this form.

The last time he was kept out of a top flight league game through injury was in 2006.

It's got nowt to do with Benty.

I signed him for Chelsea on Fifa and partnered him with Balotelli. Goal Machine.

Stu's nailed 'em.

Bassong.

I'll take that bet Bolton - Williamson on the pitch, Taylor on the bench. Maybe not Bolton, but as soon as Pardew thinks he's ready.

That goal, man. Jesus.

Damn right.

Sounds more Scottish than the in-laws.