Ronaldo

I'm not a Taylor fan as such, but that's complete rubbish. He loves having the ball.

Taylor wins and gets far more power/accuracy on his headers.

Taylor's far better in the air.

I loved Kluivert.

Fair play to Jenas, nice fella. Wonder what another couple of years under Bobby's wing could have done for his career.

Owen and Rooney being our best strikers of the last 10 years is the biggest reason for failure in the tournaments. There are about 10 Argentine strikers from the same period that absolutely piss all over those two.

It wasn't in comparison to Ronaldo, it was in response to HTT's comment.

I'd say that's a bigger gamble.

Colo's been playing against physical forwards for the last season and a half, he's been shown up once during that period. It's not a blatant weakness.

That Tiote song was originally about Habib Beye. Nixon's a cheat.

No problemo. (I was gonna do the obvious reply to that, but heey.) A Schwarzenegger quote always beats the obvious.

Colo has turned out to be a bargain. Xisco and Luque less so.

You're thinking of Sporting.

I envy both of you fuckers Don't envy me, I was getting my updates through N-O via my BlackBerry. In other words, I had to pay for the privilege of folk like Skirge typing 'fucking getin there'.

I'd have literally given my left nut to be right there next to you. Had to make do with 100 degree weather and Floridian women. Terrible substitute.

The thread title needs to be altered like. Sounds like somat my mate from Armagh would say.

Stoke wasn't exactly a mass orgasm. I'm blaming Hughton for that one.

Nowt wrong with a cigar habit, as long as he's not exceeding one a day.

Cheers, Parrot.

I can't think of a single bad game since his return from injury. He's been very solid.

Wilshere will never be a patch on Xavi.

In fairness, I can't ever remember anyone on here (worth acknowledging) coming to that conclusion.

It all comes down to money, man, let's not pretend that aspiration implies a desire to win medals. Liverpool are a decade away from a trophy. And Villa? Yeah, that'll happen. He has a better chance at CL football with us.

Villa were probably laughed at down the phone. Pardew probably told him in fun, and the daft foreign b****** has become confused in translation.

I'd just like to congratulate you on the time of your post Holy s***! Bobby has to be responsible for that.