Ronaldo

I don't disagree. There's not really an ounce of PL quality in any of them.

Perhaps because he's brilliant?

He's supposed to be a creative player. 'Least of our worries' is an accolade that should preserved for defenders. True, great defending for their goal tonight. He's limited but tries and did a few decent things tonight despite having only Enrique as support. Unless you want him to be 'creative' by running through 6 players and scoring, then your standards are too high. A goal or an assist once every 10 games would be an improvement. Too high? Probably.

He's supposed to be a creative player. 'Least of our worries' is an accolade that should preserved for defenders.

Doesn't matter what folk say. Something's brainwashed folk into wanting him in the team, even when Ben Arfa returns!

Tend to agree. We're the ones that are left most disappointed, quelle surpise. Idiots.

Honestly never seen a footballer look so scared of going direct to goal in all my life. The fact that people behind me were shouting for him to shoot beggars belief in the trust people have in him. He's spent the last 2 1/2 years proving he's a terrible footballer. People seem to ignore it simply because Maradona rates him.

How does Jonas get away with it, man? Our best player.

Missed the game again, did you?

Lost a player, gained a relegation battle. Well done to all involved. I hope all those who said it didn't matter that we'd sold Carroll now as opposed to the summer feel pretty fucking stupid. We can look forward to plenty more games in which we don't trouble the keeper one single bit.

I wish Chris Coleman would fuck off back to Wales and be eaten by sheep. Absolute wanker who fucking hates us.

Are you taking the piss?

Has Williamson got owt between his ears or what, man?

A solid RB. Utter prick.

Chris was replaced by a tactically more astute manager. Who's Carroll's replacement?

That would be because "The side that won the Championship" is a generalisation which doesn't take into account injuries or suspensions. While tonight is an actual game, which does. And because nothing has been invested in a side which needed it.

Lovenkrands and Best, man, What the fuck are we doing in this league?

Shearer banned from the ground.

Yeah, Owen had 11 goals by January on plenty of occasions.

Carroll was well on the way to being the very best i've ever seen wear the no.9 shirt. That's easily the best 6 months i've seen from a toon striker since Ferdinand during 95-96.

The two best wingers i've ever seen at Newcastle were completely ignored by their country during their stint here. Both were French, btw. You've just been owned. And you deserve it, coming out with such nonsense.

Quite right.

Dedicates the goal to NUFC.