Ronaldo

I honestly don't know.

Wasn't for Phil Brown.

Except he's athletic, and somewhat handsome from the right angle.

Forster sent off.

He was doing OK. They've been sliding badly for a while, though.

Giving the lad a chance is ridiculous, yes.

Give over, man. You don't actually want to see the lad do well, because it'd make you look even more stupid than you do now.

Neesy, God bless him.

You know the game's a week away, right? It isn't tomorrow morning.

Looking forward to the day we finally win somat. That mackem replica of the Tyne Bridge will suddenly get very busy, and the world will be a far better place.

Not a clue.

Reminds me of NUFC06.

Might delay it till May and spend a few days in sunny Salou; travel up by train.

Introduced the lass to Barca tonight. Told her it was football at its most beautiful - which it almost was. Easily talked her into going to Barcelona for a weekend and seeing them play in a couple of months, well happy.

So you want it to be s***? Unsurprisingly good.

It goes without saying but I'll say it anyway, Piers Morgan is an odious c***. Yeah, replied to that. Maintains that Barton should have been sent off, prick.

Adjectives. Mancini always starts every answer with 'no', even if he agrees. He's probably just instructed Kidd to do the same.

Stop trying to look clever, Pie. You just end up looking like Garth Crooks.

You're all insane. And would be acting so if that was given against us.

PS: the kid in your sig is a very good player by all accounts. I know a couple of lads who play with him in U15s and they talk very highly of him

You mean Rosicky? That's a penalty? You've got bigger problems than I thought.

Bit f***ing vague isn't it?

Don't give me that rubbish, both were jostling. Neither gained an advantage.

What? Do you expect him to go for a jog into the centre circle?

Your mother's lovely.