Ronaldo

Jonas is a better 'footballer' than Duff in the same way Guthrie is superior to Nolan. We all know which one comes up with the goods when it matters, though. I can't stand Duff, but he's far, far more effective than Jonas at this level.

Beyond ridiculous. Bendtner has proved he's a potent striker at this level.

Good news.

Best has only been starting for a month and already has more PL goals from open play. There's little between them, but I'd rather have Leon in the team for his energy.

The step backwards was not getting anyone in on deadline day. Fuck knows why folk are complaining about this. Better than throwing a adolescent like Airey into the side.

For £8m i'd happily carry him to Lazio.

Another excuse to have a go at Best for this Brazilian tart. Wonderful.

Did you have an extremely serious drug problem at the time? . I liked a pint, yes. In his first season at Blackburn (may have been 05-06, actually) he looked very good to me. Got a few goals and looked useful in a shoddy team. Wouldn't expect you to remember that, obviously.

I'd prefer him to Loven, like. He'll do as a sub.

Wanted us to sign him back in 2007.

So he should be without crutches; he'll be on the bench again at the weekend.

Well, you are kinda stupid, but you're not far wrong here. Neither Williamson nor Taylor are ideal.

Not again.

He can and will be dropped the second Saylor is fit. And rightly so.

About as fast as one. Compared to Theo Walcott, most athletes are.

Nah, i'd go as far back as a prime Stephen Carr.

We were by far the better team from the second the fourth goal went in, for whatever reason.

Very close between Coloccini, Barton and Tiote. Have a feeling i'll be opting for Tiote at the end of the season but for now i'm going for Colo.

Lescott has ability but he's not an ideal partner for Coloccini. Rather have Saylor alongside Colo.

What on earth is that?

Disagree. Three and a half years should do it.

Toptoon and Jonas, man.

Brilliant stuff. You think you do? I think it helps. Have you ever studied history? Most people give opinions on events that have happened in the past. Video evidence helps but it is not essential especially when you are considering somebody's merits as a football manager. All of which is irrelevant to the original point I made of course, which is not no-one has to respect Dalglish. Who would want to? He's Scottish and looks like an alcoholic. Now you've done it.

Went to San Sebastian in 1998, was pissing down.