Ronaldo

And our beloved captain Nolan? Jesus. How many times?

Except there's very little point to playing Nolan there. Stoke at home was a perfect example of why we should only play that way against teams capable of breaking us down. Nolan is by far the best finisher at the club, but we won't get to see that if a CB is actively marking him.

I dread to think of Williamson and Sol as a partnership, mind.

Tomorrow? Clearly. If you mean when both are fit, you should be locked up.

Streets ahead my left nut. Robert is criminally underrated by a certain breed of NUFC fans.

The comment about Carroll was what made me laugh. On a different level? Get real.

He just about won us the game at their place, along with Tiote and Scumbag.

Sounds anything but positive, that.

Aye, he got a knock from Kakuta the other night. Seemed to run it off, though.

Nasri is nowt like Ginola.

The local media are a disgraceful set of cowards who attempt to look somewhat credible by taking aim at individuals who either refuse to communicate with them or are completely unable to defend themselves. Just a shame Robert didn't snap Oliver's neck when he had a hold of it.

Just stop it. Are you seriously defending Best? He's w***, I'm sorry I missed the West Ham match, but I have never seen such a bad striker at this club. Mind I started watching matched regularly 12 years ago but still. He's an awful footballer and we should've considered selling him after his hattrick. I perform better than him, and I'm not joking. I would do a better job than him on the football field, and I don't even earn money playing football. Come on. I didn't defend Best, halfwit. I'm just tired of this particular poster laying into him, when he's far from the worst player in the squad.

Just stop it.

1 assist this season, btw.

Moreso from set pieces.

I'd say the club was lacking ambition if we hadn't accepted the deal, limiting ourselves to a stupidly overhyped, glorified battering ram of a striker who, if anything limited our style of play. We can get players a on a different level to AC with that cash. Seriously what is with the clamour for Carroll on here, he's not that good and never will be, he wasn't even the best player in our squad. What tools apart from heading does he really have to make it as a great player? His skill is average, as is his pace, intelligence and finishing. People need to give their heads a shake saying he was going to be a PL great (not specifically you Dave), after scoring 11 goals in one of the worst standard seasons in the league's history, a season where Leon Best has scored a hattrick and a newly promoted club has hit 5+ goals in 3 matches and lets not forget Kevin Nolan already has 10 goals as well. We now have a great chance to build a good footballing side with some higher level players, with this money we can get 6/7 Ben Afra/Tiote like signings ffs, If Andy Carroll had stayed we'd have been confined to alot of boring route 1 stuff and i wouldn't want a team to be built around him for long as he can only take you to a certain level as aplayer. Onwards and upwards i say. Good luck with that. Jesus H. Christ.

Robert. Had he been in a NUFC with someone prolific with their head during open play, we'd probably have won the league.

I still hope we go for Gila.

Sounds like Morrisons' own Cologne. Coloccaylor is better.

Carlton Cole and Ben Arfa would molest this league.

Coloccaylor.

Rodallega and Collison? No thanks.

Shola hugged De Jong like he was his grandma.

I've migrated from the second bar to the first one in the last week.