Ronaldo

Abidal is better, but there's not a lot in it.

How's Bellamy remarkable off the pitch. He's a little bastard.

Arshavin's played like just like Jonas tonight.

2 seasons? How on earth did you come up with that time frame?

Coloccini is to the other CBs what Carroll is to the other strikers. It would be madness to move him.

Yep. Dyer confronted him about it at an Adidas exhibition a few days later, "shit happens, Kieron" was the response. Horrible little cunt, basically.

Swear words aren't hidden on there? Shocking.

It's tomorrow night, is it not?

Lovenkrands doesn't have more movement than Best. Not anymore, anyway. Plus, our most abject attacking performance of the season came with Lovenkrands and Carroll up top. Never again.

I didn't know getting blown out 3-1, then failing to score more then 1 goal at home against 10 men is now classified as "being robbed" And besides, they only got in the final in 2009 because Chelsea were robbed anyway. Blown out? Milito's goal was well offside. And Barca were wrongly flagged for offside 5 minutes beforehand when through on goal (Ibra?).

Christ on a cross.

Don't. You love your club, you have every right to want complete and utter rubbish as far away from the team as possible.

He was hardly a legend in 06, either.

Who?

I never said he was a better footballer than Tevez. Clearly he's not in the same league, and never will be. Carroll's still been the better striker this season.

He's 22 and the best striker in the league, less than £30m would be nowt short of a sick joke. Best striker in the league? f***ing hell... He isn't even the most "in form" striker in the league man. Who is? And don't give me any rubbish about Tevez or Berbatov. WUMtastic! Please, Ronaldo, never stop posting. You have just given an office full of stuffy lawyers something to smile about. God bless your soul. He is the best striker in the premiership. Tevez and Berbatov are scoring in sides that create 10-15 chances a game, while Carroll is doing it in an average. Quite right. It's easy for the armchair pundits to ignore talent that's just arrived, clearly. He's not flashy, he's not foreign and he doesn't play for one of the media darlings, but there's not striker who'd been as consistently good this season. 11 league goals, man. He's fucking phenomenal.

He had a poor couple of months at the end of the season. But was OK overall. Unfortunately, March to May is often all that folk remember.

Cold Tino. I remember when he first arrived over here, dressed like an Eskimo.

If Pardew is having a go at Ranger for something which happened before Pardew arrived then he's a bigger prick than I thought. Any excuse.

On track then to finish above us....

If you think that he's cooler under pressure than Colo or Enrique, you simply aren't watching the games - in addition to being shockingly biased in favour of Williamson. Getting tiresome now.

He turned Lovenkrands down 18 months ago. What's changed?

In terms of solidity, there's not a lot between them.

I quite agree. See Hall, Fitz.

Taylor is the more capable.