Ronaldo

Derby have hit form recently? Their fans are all mongs, man.

He'd score blindfolded at this level, like. Fucking love watching him play.

They're totally reliant on a Man City player.

Surprised by the tiny bit of pace he showed too! Yeah I've noticed he's not half as slow as you'd think. Got a long stride.

5 wins alone will probably see us promoted now. 9.5.

Mine too.

Fucking brilliant finish.

Not sure what he'll do 50 yards from the rest of the team mind. Score, usually.

Mitrovic would've missed that, to be fair.

Diame should've been off half an hour ago, like. Doesn't have the legs for 2 games in 4 days.

Anita's looked lost at sea, like. Not the game to bring him back.

Did Darlow just celebrate their goal?

Shelvey you fucking idiot.

Did his hamstring stay on?

Not sure what he'll do 50 yards from the rest of the team mind. Score, usually.

Not sure I would have risked him but we desperately needed some pace up front.

He's just not the same without Gayle in front of him, his electric finish on Tuesday notwithstanding.

Nolan used to do that every time we had an early KO, to be fair.

95 is my guess this season.

You're talking about a bloke who (when slightly more sane) had Manuel Almunia starting for them in the Champions League.

Pretty sure that went over the bar by itself, like. Ha yea, the moment just reminded me that he's had a good half

Pretty sure that went over the bar by itself, like.

Look at state of that dugout. Rafa should refuse to sit in it.