Ronaldo

Did his hamstring stay on?

Not sure what he'll do 50 yards from the rest of the team mind. Score, usually.

Not sure I would have risked him but we desperately needed some pace up front.

He's just not the same without Gayle in front of him, his electric finish on Tuesday notwithstanding.

Nolan used to do that every time we had an early KO, to be fair.

95 is my guess this season.

You're talking about a bloke who (when slightly more sane) had Manuel Almunia starting for them in the Champions League.

Pretty sure that went over the bar by itself, like. Ha yea, the moment just reminded me that he's had a good half

Pretty sure that went over the bar by itself, like.

Look at state of that dugout. Rafa should refuse to sit in it.

Colback's a fucking nonentity, man. Can't persist with shit like that.

Me too. Playing the lone striker role in exemplary fashion You were wrong about Clark, too. And you said Gouffran would be the Messi of this league. I hope one day you open your library of N-O poster dossiers to the public I was joking, to be fair.

Me too. Playing the lone striker role in exemplary fashion You were wrong about Clark, too. And you said Gouffran would be the Messi of this league.

Murphy you fucking beauty.

This would've been the perfect game for Gayle, like. They leave a tonne of space in behind and in the channels.

This is about as funny as Mrs Brown's Boys now.

I hope Brighton come up with us if the alternative is fucking Huddersfield, like.

Things looking a tad ominous for Brighton now. Didn't see that coming.

Getin Swansea!

Mitrovic not even on the bench?

No need, it's perfect.

Derby losing again? McClaren really has worked his magic there.

Not anymore.

I'd rather just put Ritchie left wing. Routledge is the best winger of the three and Ritchie has to be in there somewhere. Scores four times more goals than Jonas.