Ronaldo

Sounds like you've tried.

There's a good player in there somewhere, I don't care what anyone says.

He's wrong. The craic is decent, though.

He absolutely walks through games like that. Certainly hope it isn't the last time we see him with the armband this season.

I know that, moreso, but they weren't exactly safe in mid-table. In all honesty, we're crying out for someone to produce that one moment of quality that'll get us the 1-0 win in a scrappy game like tonight's.

Not last season he wasn't. They very nearly (and should have) gone down.

Like he represents any sort of risk, man. He'll more than likely be worshipped here.

Stop it.

I think we'll probably see him starting. In the Championship you'd want Lovenkrands ahead of him. But we need players who'll unsettle, scrap and throw their weight around. Especially if the tactics will primarily be to get the ball out wide and whip it into the box.

This is the greatest night as a toon fan since Old Trafford two years back.

I want Ben Arfa.

It's a lovely tache, very much like my own.

He's an aggressive f***er. I like that.

That's because Hughton loves em.

How can you not? Similar clubs.

'Up yours' gesture then motioned to his impressive mustache. How can you not love him?

I feel a strong kinship with Deportivo La Coruna and will watch them whenever I can this season. And not just because of the reasonable transfer prices.

We're gonna survive!

Running on the ball and opening up space. That last cross was behind him, just unfortunate. Running on the ball? He's a terrible footballer and a fantastic athlete, tell it like it is.

Loven Carroll Nolan Colo Enrique

I can't wait for another season of Jonas.

Like you've ever seen Carroll (or Barton) take a penalty.

Routledge is an absolute gem. Best looks very encouraging.

Carroll confused for Jonas yet again. This guy should be shot.