Ronaldo

He just needs experience and a little coaching. He should really have been out on loan for the last 3 years.

Ha.

You've got to love this country, 2 days before the season starts, man. Just fucking liquidate the pricks.

Picking on easy targets and playing favourites? Reminds me of someone. Yeah, Alan Oliver. f***ing read it again, man.

They're both wankers. But they don't get the chance to be real journalists, working for a local paper.

Oliver didn't speak his mind. He consistently took aim at the easy targets and licked the arse of the local lads who were keen to give him interviews. Scum of the earth that prick.

Ryan Taylor is a terrible player with very good delivery.

Daft.

Not for QPR. Or Palace.

Oh well we might as well give up if Bolton are interested.. Never said that. But Bolton is probably (at worst) a 10-15 minute drive from where he lives. It would make an awful lot more sense for him to go there.

No, you're not. But that may not be posssible, Bolton are after him now. Would be an ideal move for the lad.

Sounds like you've tried.

There's a good player in there somewhere, I don't care what anyone says.

He's wrong. The craic is decent, though.

He absolutely walks through games like that. Certainly hope it isn't the last time we see him with the armband this season.

I know that, moreso, but they weren't exactly safe in mid-table. In all honesty, we're crying out for someone to produce that one moment of quality that'll get us the 1-0 win in a scrappy game like tonight's.

Not last season he wasn't. They very nearly (and should have) gone down.

Like he represents any sort of risk, man. He'll more than likely be worshipped here.

Stop it.

I think we'll probably see him starting. In the Championship you'd want Lovenkrands ahead of him. But we need players who'll unsettle, scrap and throw their weight around. Especially if the tactics will primarily be to get the ball out wide and whip it into the box.

This is the greatest night as a toon fan since Old Trafford two years back.

I want Ben Arfa.

It's a lovely tache, very much like my own.

He's an aggressive f***er. I like that.

That's because Hughton loves em.