Ronaldo

Ronaldo doesn't seem to believe that people see footballers out and about Nah, just you. Erm, clearly there are more than me on this thread. It wasn't me who seen them at Glasto either. I'm kidding ya, ya daft fucker.

Ronaldo doesn't seem to believe that people see footballers out and about Nah, just you.

Remember our debates about Andy Carroll ? Yes, you said he had a better touch than Lovenkrands, you were completely wrong.

He looked very poor being played out of position before getting injured in September/October. Was it enough for me to change my opinion of him? No, i've always rated him.

Isn't Vuckic going to be pushing for games with us this season? I haven't seen a lot of him, but from what reserve watchers have said, he could play an important part for us this season. Aye nailed on he won't be going out on loan.. he would have had plenty of games last season if he had not been injured. Can see him nailing down a 1st team place by mid season. I highly doubt that. I'd love it though.

Yeah, because we'd all benefit massively from playing Ranger over Benjani.

Like who?

The worst player is in our squad already. He used to be able to run, now he just shouts and gives the ball away.

He talks about his form and his ambitions at our club from a footballing perspective. If he was doing interviews on his new Maserati I could somewhat understand the resentment.

The 9-0 defeat against Spurs is a pretty perfect example of why they conceded so many last season.

Jerome improved a hell of a lot during the course of last season.

Carroll is no better than Jerome.

32 goals in just short of 200 appearances in the Premier League suggests he won't like. As I said, none of the 3 will manage double figures. We need to look at who contributes most to open play. Lovenkrands is by far the lesser of the 3 in that respect. No. Lovenkrands has more pace and movement than Shola and offers more to open play when paired with either of them. Offers more in what respect? He creates nowt, can't hold up the ball, gets bullied far too often and gets slower by the day. His goal tally is his strength and it's pretty average even in a Championship context. If we need a goal in the last 15 minutes there's a case for him to be on the pitch. If not, it's like having 10 men on the pitch.

A new striker should have been the big priority from June 1st.

32 goals in just short of 200 appearances in the Premier League suggests he won't like. As I said, none of the 3 will manage double figures. We need to look at who contributes most to open play. Lovenkrands is by far the lesser of the 3 in that respect.

Lovenkrands is no Premier League striker. Shola isn't either, but he'll cause trouble for defenders on a regular basis. Lovenkrands just won't impose himself against top defenders.

Lovenkrands is no second striker, he's a poacher. Which is exactly what we could do with, but a better one.

Says Dave the ultrafan.

To some extent it suggests that we're not in the market for a new striker, which would be a big worry. Right now i'd say we're best off pairing Carroll and Shola, but I can't really see either hitting double figures. But I have no problem with him getting the no.9 shirt. He was excellent in the latter half of last season and a big factor in us finishing first.

Titus is a hell of a signing for them, especially at £5m.

She wrote an open letter to NUFC about a year ago about not 'loving' us anymore. She's worse than Piers Morgan.

Unless he gets sent down.

Motivated to make the 23 shirt just as legendary. He's nee David Beckham mind. Or Carlo Cudicini.