Ronaldo

If Xavi took 10 league penalties this year, his stats would look a lot better tbh. That would take him up to 13, Lampard has 22 in the league.

Only Xavi is better as a CM, i'd give my right nut for a player like Lampard.

Yep.

No financial support by the sounds of it.

Transfer kitty is nil then? Relegated if true.

Senderos, Petrov.

I'm not Carroll's biggest fan but he should easily be ahead of Nolan, Jonas and probably Lovenkrands.

can't wait from ambromovich to f*** off, it'll be leed's all over again Bless you, you really are daft.

Like he did against Stoke when he created 3?

Have it.

Zurab Khizanishvili at the Esso petrol station in Worsley a few hours back.

Come on Chelsea! I'm in Manchester right now and will drive over the ground to have a laugh and take a piss at 6PM.

Cheap, experienced cover. I'd take him if he cost next to nowt. We're potentially going into a season with Taylor, Coloccini and Williamson as our only seasoned centre-backs. I like Kadar but it would be nice to have him as a 'last resort' option, or even get him out on loan in the Championship. Someone like O'Brien would be a tidy sort of signing, but i'd rather we hung on for Fitz. I would rather play Kadar as I think he's better right now than O'Brien. As for him being cheap, if a player who isn't good enough for Bolton is the sort of signing we are looking at we might as well give up right now. It will be another Leon Best signing all over again. Kadar is miles better than O'Brien ever has been or will be. Based on what? What a ridiculous statement.

Pretend it was your sister that he mauled like a Rottweiler.

What on earth do Lyon have to do with winning Spanish titles? Two games proves absolutely nowt, especially when their midfield was more or less bossed in both.

Let's sign Kris Boyd then.

Not a mention of penalties there. I want Drogba to win it for obvious reasons, but also to piss off the media.

Shut up man, him and Ronaldo have 53 between them in the league. Their defence and lack of real quality in midfield is the reason they've 'only' accumulated 95 points so far.

Higuain is twice the player.

Who said that?

2 goals in 5 games (none in the group stage) from a player who gives you nothing but goals it a let down in my book. He didn't play well at all.

He only started 1 or maybe 2 games, man.

That old chestnut again... post 2002. Excuse me? Don't know how many times I've seen you post that but it's just as untrue. In 2000 and 2002 he had decent tournaments and scored. Since then he's been terrible. Don't make me laugh, he scored once in 2000 and twice in 2002. The 'goalscorer' let us down in both.

Lampard consistently pisses over the pair of them.

In a good mood, so here you go: http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7608/mofosx.jpg £20 returns £380 something.