Ronaldo

Are you taking the piss?

Two words: Coleman Barrett. Two more: Prince Arron. The bookies are clueless when it comes to relative unknows, at least one underdog always comes through.

Except points.

I think he said in January that we were getting 1 or 2 in. We ended up bringing in 6 and making an offer for Moses. I wouldn't read too much into it but the timing is surprising.

We'll see shades of Hugo Viana on the last day against WBA

A good bet tonight is Herbie Hide (outright) at 4/6 in Prizefighter.

Those are the 3 absolute essentials.

If someone assured me that both of them will be regular starters next season, i'd put everything I own on us getting relegated. Smith's barely a Championship player on his best day. Hughton surely isn't stupid enough to keep him in the team.

Was he? There's an awful lot we don't know about their spending policy.

The County Ground must be 50 miles from it's actual location

He's nowhere near as bad as that cunt. But in truth there is no case for him to be made about him being a good fellow on the pitch because that part of him pisses me off. Can certainly see why you wouldn't like him though, Drogba against your boy Carra is one of the funniest sights in football, he rapes your lot for fun.

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/5682/mofoj.jpg Returns £616.

Cannot believe i've just seen a picture of Gullit, top bloke. Danny Mills too for that matter, although I can see why people assume he's a bit of a prick. He takes his kid to Elland Road these days, very likeable guy off the pitch.

Ballack has been absolutely shocking this season. He's almost become Nicky Butt in what he contributes going forward.

Bellamy's an insecure, woman-beating little prick.

Drogba is the rare footballer who wants to win every game very badly and this is where the petulance seems to stem from. He's not a cunt at all though, not many players about that'd donate £3m for a hospital to get built, he's basically a stand-up guy who deserves a fair bit of respect.

If you want someone to build a team around, it's Rooney. But that doesn't make him a better player.

They had their moments but under Mourinho they were very much a ground and pound team, all efficiency. Chelsea have been fantastic to watch this season though, despite their aging players.

Just look at the state of his squad.

Aww Crooks is ok, he's just mad as a box of frogs He's the absolute worst, an idiot constantly trying to sound the opposite.

Just some Sky games I think.

Apologies, couldn't help munchin' that 'e' before i posted it Suave.

Because there aren't always men in the east stand gantry.

We have a winner!

He is nearly 40 like. Complete prick in any case, Shearer should have stuck an elbow on his temple instead of chasing the referee though.