Ronaldo

I'd love to know where that quote came from.

But not those who matter.

No chance.

You're Norweigan though, you have some knowledge to base your betting on.

What the hell is wrong with all of you? Betting on nondescript Norweigan teams is surely like hiring an Indian to build a conservatory.

The difference being, Drogba doesn't hit women in nightclubs.

Except for Leon Best.

It helps with 9 league penalties Which other midfielder constantly gets double figures from open play in the league?

Yes.

Row JJ, central in the Gallowgate, yesterday at 5.15PM.

Calderwood singing the Coloccini song and making curly hair gestures.

Ancelotti played him too deep.

Kinnear called him 'one of the best players in the world' last season, the clueless, Irish cunt.

Lampard and Gerrard were both very good today. Still a toughie. I guess you are in the Lampard camp (for England)? Firmly in the Frank camp, Gerrard's a level below.

Xavi is the best CM in the world but there isn't anybody who could be as effective in England as Lampard.

Lampard, man. 20 league goals.

Better than Messi.

DB5, i like you an awful lot more after reading that.

Should have made me manager, i wanted him dropped (off a cliff) in March.

Yeah, can't speak highly enough of him as a player or person.

For one game, in which we basically played 4-5-1.

Put £10 on odd no. of goals with 10 minutes remaining at Goodison, returned £26.

Everton -1 my left nut. Still, £150 well spent on Chelsea and Madrid.

Come on Everton!