Ronaldo

I thought he was awesome. Yeah, in 2006/2007 season he was on fire. Great memories from those European nights. 1 season out of 3. wow not good enough for a striker on 80k a week and cost 10 million No doubt about it, he was a t***. He had his moments though and I have some very fond memories of him (namely our 4-3 win at tottenham). 3-2. He had 2 good seasons and one poor one where he struggled with form and injuries. I'd take him back in a second for £7m on cheaper wages.

Poor day yesterday, I have £150 on a Real/Chelsea double which returns £238 and £20 on the folllowing: Villa Everton-1 Liverpool Chelsea ht/ft Returns £160

When did Taylor and Bassong start together? Maybe twice. The answer is 08/09, but Kinnear, Hughton and Shearer completely failed to get the best out of them.

Carroll has 3, Lovenkrands the same amount, Shola will perhaps get you 7 in the league at best and Nolan was averaging 3 in his last 3 premier league seasons. People need to get real, the current squad would have to overachieve in order to finish 14th-17th.

None anywhere near Carew's league though. What even is an alternative to Lovenkrands? He's basically a poacher with iffy finishing.

Mental strength is great, but with the current squad I just can't see where the goals will come from.

Fuck off.

Wolves have a bit of steel, moreso than us. I'll be surprised if we get more than a point off them next season.

We were beyond terrible, Guthrie and Lovenkrands in particular.

Bobby's decision to play Viana over Bowyer against Marseilles (in the centre) cost us dearly.

Palacios is a very good player.

So you've forgotten his decent performances earlier in the season already? He's not particularly good, I'd try to get rid of him in the summer. However we're talking about Butt, are you telling me he's contributed no more then Nicky f***ing Butt? No. I've wanted Butt out of the club for 3 years and have never wanted to confront a player more than him at HT during the Fulham game last May.

Smith is shockingly bad in all fairness.

Sarcasm.

Killer had a beard, he had cred.

We guessed.

Charlton.

If the others come in, i'll whack £25 on Arsenal to get my stake back.

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Exactly, easiest thing in the world. I got full marks on the theory and about 90% of the possible marks on the hazard perception when I was still pissed from the night before.

Seriously though, who extended his contract, Kinnear?

Smith has, Nolan hasn't.

No, he's just a Carroll fan.

Instead of beoming an agent in 10 years, he's gonna star in B list horror flicks.

Give it a f***ing rest, man.